life is good

guess who got the bluey light projector pillow pet

Shipped my plants at the all of garden.

Relax, it's called GARDENINg humor

When the tariffs hit your autistic special interest 🫠

Yo mama so early, the WORM got HER. I'm so sorry, there was nothing we could do to stop it.

Rumors of my death are exaggerated. I simply went on a Nubbys Number Factory binge these past few weeks.

guys the frogs in the cute little glass boxes at the zoo are NOT free to take apperently now I need 30k in bail

My stupid dumb ugly mom keeps grounding me but she doesn't know i always got bed cheese 😏

Me: I wish there was someplace I could smoke weed and eat my mcnuggies without my mom yelling at me to get a job

fishing aisle at local big box retailer that used to be a Sears: hey

Not enough imodium on earth to help me deal with ur shit

a guy in a mario costume in Times Square told me u can smoke nicotine with ZERO health issues if u pinch ur nose when u take a drag

What do you mean the femboy impregnator didn't work? Keep trying until it gives results !

the joker but all he does is sneak into the batcave and shakes all of Bruce's soda cans and no matter what convoluted trap Bruce sets, joker always looneytoons his way around it

making multiple accounts on various sites to hijack different content algorithm groups

Fortnite Foreclosure

Fortnite Fenderbender ugh....

Why do they make batteries look so chewable

The ghost that haunts my house keeps throwing my toothbrush into the toilet when I sleep

How was i supposed to know wearing a coffee filter as a hat is punishable by 7 days in jail

Society really messed up when we decided oversized gangster SpongeBob tshirts weren't cool

Feel like as a society we should appreciate USB more

@intelgaming.bsky.social I messaged Librarian yesterday and he confirmed that he did have a Bluesky, and also posted this: x.com/NorthernIion... . Since your squatting account @northerniionlp.bsky.social has more followers at this point maybe you could advertise it from there?

Thank you for the heads up. Making the changes

look at this #bug what do i name him

I don't need to drink water i need to eat drywall

No no, it's true. Angry Birds really was a psyop

As a kid I was sent home from a classmates birthday party because I refused to drink anything unless it was in a bowl placed on the floor and all the other kids ignored the birthday girl to play kitty cat with me.

Don't meet your heroes. ESPECIALLY if ur hero is a super hero because that means ur in real deep shit

You want someone who can come up with solutions on the Fly? Wrong. You want me. Born on the shit pile, gearing up for a summit while your Fly is still a maggot wriggling in yesterday's trash bag.

This one ghost in my house keeps messing with me when I'm asleep by blowing air into my ears so my dreams are interrupted by hurricanes