Leaving the house to do anything in this fucked in the head village makes me glad not to have to work in it as well tbh. Not that Ballarat is a circle jerk amongst vampires but

I refuse to die. I'm a diabolical pos, I know. I also have negative qualities

Imagine what horrors what would befall humanity if vampires ever had to say to themselves, you know what dude, your kind of completely fucked up is maybe understandable, all things considered. Maybe you may not actually enjoy being a helpless idiot, wud the sky will fall if you exist in 3d tho

The world breaks your faith and you say to yourself, I should keep giving to takers because maybe people will still think I'm normal. Gee whiz a world made for takers has nothing to give, what next, why is my interior world sterile and meaningless so ahaha also fuck you

Vampires be like: I reckon ur npd narcissistic personality disorder. Something is fucken disordered

I'm like: entirely likely. I don't feel good about myself. What do you want, besides from my lifeblood

DID YOU KNOW the answer to systemic crisis arising out of needing to make an endless-growth world economy work on a finite planet is to go hide from historical root causes inside an identitarian doomsday cult? I didn't even. Crikey

Bow to the shadow, totalitarian swine

The black dog is my blood brother. The shadow is my true master, that to which I bow my head.

Odds on I'll end up being pack sadism sport for fascists as they punch my ticket at the first opportunity. Even money at the very least. I'm not working for any of you in the meantime either way but

Dear intertubes, is there a dynamic possible where vicious cycles can comingle with cycles of virtue in a way that resolves conflict and aids insight, like instead of idk everyone just picking a tribe of paranoid identitarians to hide from social and historical responsibility behind? Thank you

Life of a confirmed lunatic, there you have it. Who needs novels

Am I that much of a lunatic I imagined ever being able to escape Ballarat, only to find myself bounced back to Ballarat, and then eventually bounced into the Ballarat Prison Psych Unit presumably lol. Wrap some tough love around a cloud of opioids mmm drugs.

I think so tbh. Is that weird

The opening monologue alone about hey once all got in the army we all figured out none of us had a pot to piss in and that's how the army got all of us lol

I saw Platoon when it came out. Then it was a TV movie forever. I watched it again maybe 10 years ago. I remember thinking, wow they did character development and halfway complex narrative and shit in the 1980s. Yeah that about squared at this point I reckon lol. Such a solid film.

Some dude in the shopping centre carpark wanted to know if my creature hoodie was representing a band, so I turned him onto brujeria and electric wizard heh

IMF and World Bank are unfazed by how the US treats Venezuela The IMF and World Bank have returned to certify the US takeover of Venezuela by reestablishing ties with the country after seven years

www.thecanary.co/global/2026/...

Doomsday Clock - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists It is 85 seconds to midnight.

Boy this is looking ever more sketchy campers isn't it. Incorrect application of capitalist orthodoxy and disloyal heterodoxy rooted in permissive, sensual independent thought are the problems if you ask me

Also: I have to deal with inner critic as a writer, typically in producing arse-backwards, self-aggrandising and generally paranoid screeds that muddy waters when they're not just a bunch of unintended tells trying to maintain the pretence of being a narrative. The fuck takedown can pack wolves do

Also: I've met you.

Also: I've associated with many of you. Indeed, isn't my worst self plumb one of you just

Vampires be like: ur the world's biggest loser, 4 all time, 4 all history that will ever be written

I'm like: unlike vampires and pack wolves

In a sense of why did I choose a dissociation hole from growing up in a community that left me to clinical depression and psychosis on the other side of despair as my foundation for adulthood. Who would even do that. You wouldn't even have names for any of that shit.

I am from Ballarat I guess 🙂

Definitely not being legitimately rotten but also singularly manipulative, approval-thirsty and codependent projecting our inadmissible true selves onto those with the most free rent in our heads in being able to see behind our lying masks of civility in being the opposite of us but

Boy do you reckon my perennial bad-apple stigma is also any measure of the amount of nefarious shit that gets swept under the rug.

25% you say, Angus? 😱

There's a 78% tax on gas profits in Norway, and they're doing just fine. But I guess their political leaders aren't captured by oligarchs ... 🙄
#auspol

The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.

This is a war based on lies

When ‘the birdman’ of St James tunnel died, Sydney commuters streamed past his body for days Exclusive: The strange and lonely death of Bikram Lama exposes a glaring gap in homelessness services. What hopes and dreams brought him to Australia, and what went wrong?

Personally, having lived in Sydney, I can totally believe someone died sleeping rough in Sydney and was left to decompose while 100,000 people walked past. Completely and utterly. It's that kind of a town. Its that kind of a country. #auspol #australia

Vampires be like: we wouldn't know how to listen to save ourselves, but you should give one fuck what we think.

I'm like: why?

Don't fall behind in this world lol, fuck me. If we're not born on or adjacent to pole position we're fucked from the start as it is

Is that because they have some measure of the fight subconsciously, but don't want its measure being told on account of their culpability for and/or complicity with that measure of fight having to be there at all in the first place? Ballarat College? Beuller?