The Penguins have asked Kash Patel to have the FBI investigate the flyers as to why they are beating the penguins ass so hard

This is absolutely fantastic. LETS FUCKING GO FLYERS

Gritty posted the full thing on IG and it's even better

Love the elder abuse Tippett is doing to letang that old fuck

2026 Mark Howe

YOU ARE FUCKED WHEN THE 4TH LINE IS LIGHTING YOU UP

As recent as the early 20th century diarrhea was medically referred to as “Pittsburgh Ass Slush” until Pittsburgh Industrialist, Andrew Carnegie, in 1901 paid then US Surgeon General Ignatius Longfellow three wooden nickels to rename it

they’ve brought their chronic Pittsburgh diarrhea to our great city

The Pittsburgh Penguins are currently jamming their hotel toilets in our great city with anxiety ridden diarrhea

Cancel all zoom calls so we can think about the Flyers

That’s awesome

An extreme fear of flight.
Flyers vs Penguins tonight in PHILADELPHIA

Based on Saul Bass’s poster for Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Vertigo’

Good morning, Philadelphia, we have a Flyers game today

I have thought about making it tattoo

I have a binder of all my old tickets. Still have my first flyers game ticket. 4 rows behind the net

It’s Dan, Mr. LOCKED THE FUCK IN if you’re nasty

LETANG YOU OLD BITCH

HOLY SHIT

“We can’t help it we love piss”
-the Pittsburgh Penguins

Vintage, collector’s item sighting while walking the dog. Flyers by 37

Flyers go up 2-0. IMMA GO UP

Taking one game in Pittsburgh is great. But now that they gave us that I want more. AGAIN

Unfortunately they said I have to keep my pants on

My one day in the office. Had to wear the proper attire

Flyers if you’re nasty

🍆

Fuck the penguins

Crosby breaking a hip you old fuck

AAAAAH