Are you sure you aren't confusing Celine Dion with Angine de Poitrine?
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Check out the band "Angine de Pointrine" from Quebec. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...
Photo of a package for a mini vacuum cleaner named "Sonic Power".
Got a free sample in the mail. It's totally sonic.
The difference is stunning!!!
Couldn’t be more obvious the PEDOstein does NOT care about our troops!
Dang it! We actually ate there now and then.
a photo of the YouTube content creator "samuraiguitarist" with a partial quote from them: “It sounds awful, but when you know the backstory here, it still sounds awful.”
Quick, name the band:
Photo of a sign advertising a store called Bernina Sewing Center.
Moving the store, so it's only fair we got a new sign. Cathy designed this.
I just opened a PDF of a repair manual for a sewing machine. The Acrobat reader popped up a window offering to save me time on this long document by generating a summary. Yes, boiling down detailed step-by-step instructions on servicing this machine into a short summary sounds super useful, thanks!
The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
Okay what the actual fuck this actually looks hilarious
youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E
Movies can be so educational. For example, I recently learned that if you get turned into a vampire, you will start acting, talking, singing and dancing like a second-generation Irish-American.
Overall working of the framework presented as an infographic.
Everything you need to know in one handy infographic:
If GOP members of Congress had made a video last year under the Biden administration, saying to the military that they didn’t have to obey illegal orders, everyone would have said “Huh?”
Because there was nothing close to that even happening.
It would have produced a collective shrug.
POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
larenmejesse + THE SHITPOSTING ROBOT For the last time people "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
For the last time, people, "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
“These captions sometimes sound like rejected Taylor Swift lyrics to be honest.”
- Brianne Worth
I really could have used more sleep this morning but I kept having dreams in which David Carradine would get in my face and be relentlessly annoying and after a point it just wasn't worth the bother.
“Who schedules a rapture on a Tuesday anyway?”
-Jeremy Rivette
Today's earworm: Pinball Wizard sung to the tune of Jethro Tull's Cross-Eyed Mary.
Had a dream that a teacher announced that their students wanted to stage a production of "The Mud. The Sand" and there was immediate outrage.
Now I'm wondering if I'm supposed to know what that means or it's just a dumb dream and I can't get back to sleep.
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So Tacoman released new tarrifs this week. It will have a devastating impact. Brace yerselves!
Had yet another "eyes open" dream: hearing a small critter in the ceiling, I started to leave the room, but froze. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the shadows of a swarm of mice leaping through the house. Couldn't move.
Finally woke up. It was the blades of a ceiling fan reflecting in a mirror.
Screen grab of text from a picture caption on Ali Express: "Usually, the price of transformer ring cattle with the same power is 40% higher than that of cattle."
This is why it's important to check the prices when shopping for transformer ring cattle.
“Mars isn't even mid. Mars is just crappy.” - Adam Becker
Every nightmare I've ever had that wasn't about academic failure or public nudity featured Sea-Pens with tentaculated fuckers.
Just woke up from an unsettling dream. Walking in the back yard, heard a strange noise just around the corner of the house. Turned out to be a squirrel which had found an old argyle sock full of who knows what buried in the dirt, and was frantically trying to wrestle it out, making desperate noises while doing it. After a while I realized that it was speaking English, saying things like, "c'mon guys...help me...guys, I need help..." Continuing around the corner I found two more squirrels, which had been trying to get other things out of the dirt but had already died trying.