new favorite tiktok

THEY KEEP DOING IT

That would be sooooo classy 🔥

Simpsons screenshot. Top image, Linda Y in the Twitter offices talking to shitstain Elon Musk. She says, "So that's it - after two long years, 'So long, Heil Hitler'?" Bottom image: Shitstain Elon Musk says, "I don't recall saying 'So long.''

It was

As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.

Civilians like yourself wouldn’t get it

Someone please tell me funny accounts on here that aren’t politics guys

I will after you admit you’re offended

And I’d love to explain why, but how can you expect me to be honest with someone that’s not honest with themselves?

I will after you admit you’re offended

You’re obviously the offended one

If you think it’s hilarious then why are you bitching about it

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I’m sorry, what????

77 year old Lt. Gov. of Mississippi Delbert Hosemann just collapsed on the state senate floor.

Checking here for the first time in months and my following feed is filled with people I don’t follow 👍

Apparently John Goodman is gonna play link and Kathy Bates is gonna play zelda

All these levels of verification to get into my student loan account like god forbid someone hacks into it and starts paying it for me

Stopped seasoning my food after white people started doing it

Look what I saw at the smoke shop lol

#bodega

Guys I think the army that has bombs large enough to blow up an entire hospital is the one that blew up the hospital

They were really doing everything to this shoe back in the 00s

Been trying to make an origami fleshlight on bing ai and can't get around the damn content warning

I HATE COLLABS I HATE COLLABS I HATE COLLABS

The next john wick movie if trump doesn't win

Trump’s lawyer has a gaming laptop with rgb turned on

Is this real?