Give em the clamps!

I know a robot that can take care of this guy for a few bucks, if ya want...

my calico cat, Biscuits, enjoying the morning sun and posin for a pic

my cat Biscuits, soakin up the sunshine.

i wonder if there was so much yacht rock and soft rock in the late 70s and 80s because everyone was on so much cocaine they needed smooth tunes to chill them the fuck out

I had an infected regino once. Bad time.

We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos

status.bsky.app

the music industry has always done some form of this. look at the payola scandal. that said, i will definitely remain extra wary, as always, of bands that seem to sprout out of nowhere with pre-populated fandom.

i don't really care about the manufactured interest and the olivia rodrigo dating. that cameron winter solo album is still fantastic.

Hey, Assbott! I've driven through Sanford on Main St.!

the guy musta really been a jerk for them to go out of their way to name his caverns "Carl's Bad."

nah, they stopped making this model

always loved this guy. my kinda guy.

The album cover for John Prine's album "Sweet Revenge." He's reclining across the front seats of a convertible, wearing cowboy boots, blue jeans, a denim western shirt, aviator sunglasses, and a ciggy hanging out his mouth.

damn, how cool was this guy?

Call up Goodman while you're at it

This got worse & I wound up having to go to urgent care & turns out it *is* a brown recluse bite & had to get steroid & antibiotic ointment & I've seen 2 more brown recluses in the house since. If I wind up dessicated and crispy like the guy in the beginning of arachnophobia, tell the world my story

Those two are bangers. One of my all-time favorites, Ambulance Blues, is 8:57.

Yeah unfortunately I've had a brown recluse bite before and still have the scar. Florida, babaaay!

The Spiderbite Song - 2017 Remaster

open.spotify.com/track/4KPr9O...

dang ol spider bite

a dang ol' spooder bit me. now imma turn into some sorta hero guy.

won't you guys just let me be a little excited about a big rocket goin to the moon? as a treat?

and i do it for peanuts! HAHA! i protect abused, abandoned and neglected children and get ptsd, extreme anxiety, and resultant health problems...for peanuts! i'm a fool! lmao

every sunday around this time i lay in bed staring at the ceiling in disbelief that i have to get up in the morning and run the same emotionally taxing and physically draining gauntlet all over again for another week. this job honestly feels like purgatory or like i'm sisyphus. just awful.

I MADE THIS IN DECEMBER. I'M YELLING. I FUCKING CALLED IT LMAOOOOO

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yeah i did some deep diving after discovering this at the store and yep...wild

Dick Trickle

It annoys me because people can’t define socialism but hate it because the media makes a weird face when they say it but they also can’t define capitalism but they love it because the media makes a horny face when they say it.

same voice: i'd mow the neighbors' lawns, make $10, and feel like a millionaire and me and my pals would ride our bmx bikes to the corner store and i'd treat them to candy and sodas and i'd buy a couple of baseball card packs and i'd have $6 left over

shit yeah. i remember in the 90s buying 3 for $7. wages have not kept up with inflation even by a little

This was 2004 so those weren't invented yet unfortunately haha.