Step 1 of fighting a guy: Do a flip

With no offense to this wonderful dog, I just realized what his smile reminds me of:

An opened fortune cookie with a paper fortune that reads: “October will be a month of happiness, joy, and contentment.”

Okay, I guess I’ll wait…

Economy’s so bad even Mowgli is collecting coupons now

And guess what? The word “It” is literally a pronoun! Makes u think…

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

yOu’Re gAyyyy meme👹|happy death day| YouTube video by anna loft

This is me during my current Buffy rewatch every time Willow says something about having a crush on Xander:

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

A beautiful black cat, sans collar, lies on his back in a cute position.

Good gravy, he’s naked! #caturday

Star Trek: The Next Generation

A Washington Post push notification that reads: “Police rushed to check on a 91 year old- and found her gaming.”

LMAO HEADLINE OF THE YEAR

Yeah my first thoughts were Fedora, Whip, and Boulder, but none of those seem to have emojis 🤷🏻‍♂️

You know what...that should have been very obvious to me lmao

a man in a hat and leather jacket is looking at something . Alt: a man in a hat and leather jacket is looking at something .

Ok, this is a VERY random question, but…

If you needed to represent Indiana Jones with only one (1) emoji, what would you use?

A view of a Letterboxd Recent Activity banner which includes the films: “Friday the 13th Part III,” “It (2017),” “Ebirah, Horror of the Deep,” and “City on Fire (1987).”

I gotchu Ms. Hopps 🫡

three coyotes dancing and playing with text that reads "there is a future with you in it" with the trans flag colors.

I love and admire coyotes; their tenacity, ability to survive, and adapt has been nothing less than inspirational. They've always been here, and will still be here.

PWYW download: ko-fi.com/s/aebfb2915d
Tees (50% earnings split between Trans Lifeline+NQTTCH): mxmorgan.threadless.com/designs/future

Don’t you think he looks tired?

”Galois, you better not be shaped like one of those neck pillows you bring on the airplane when I get home.”

Galois:

Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax and wife found dead in apparent murder-suicide, sources say Fairfax was viewed as a favorite for Virginia governor before his campaign imploded over allegations of sexual abuse.

TW: Suicide, murder, assault

Holy fucking shit

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

The poster for the movie “Normal” starring Bob Odenkirk

“Great, I’d love to go to the movies with you this weekend! What do you want to see?”

“I dunno, just a normal movie”

“I gotchu fam”

Is it just me, or was like EVERY escalator on the Metro out today?

Not to be nosey but a pocket is a terrible place for a banana, it’ll get bruised and people might think it’s a dick!

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

A beautiful black cat sits on top of a laptop computer, which he just shut off with his adorable paws

Mowgli says: LOG OFF

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | First Look Teaser YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pipe-smoking Donald Trump and officer Jared Leto are going to arrest the Pop

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews YouTube video by Regular Car Reviews

21st Century American Poetry

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COUNTERPOINT: Fuck, shit, AND ass.