Nope!

Bet all the gammons will reply with complaints about this game

Cosy streamer vibes

I just hope dinner means dinner.

Is that your grandad’s mug?

Is that a pot of fake tan Zasty?

Since putting that out there at the start of the year my channel has been in a continued decline, and I've no idea how to change that around, so yay

BEST OF SLATE IN 2024 YouTube video by Slate

Returning to stream on Tuesday 11th February, 7am ET / noon GMT. Here's the best of 2024 video. youtu.be/VMF6hNmYUes

The superb owl is like British bulldog but with a ball and a few other changes which may seem relevant depending on your mindset but in reality is just the same or maybe not. I lost the strength of my own conviction during this. Please ignore. Sorry for wasting your time

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As good as this one?

FEBRUARY!

I have no website at the moment so pls just google the shows to book tickets haha.

I won't slag you off for sharing this xo

live now friday night on twitch haha

twitch.tv/zafarcakes

For those who don't know me, I'm a dbd streamer who is a horrible troll that like to loop and hole killers, what more do you need to know?

Twitch: twitch.tv/alzasto
Socials: beacons.ai/alzasto

Have you played A Way Out?

I may as well say it, Scott McTominay has pulled out

Great imaginary darts player, I understand.

Is this the Chris Rea B side?

Have you noticed that 2+0+2-4 also equals zero, which you like?

Apparently it’s going to be called Doggerman

I spent a whole 15 minutes trying to learn to play the guitar, but it sounds awful. The shop won’t take it back to swap for one that sounds good. Any advice?

I started reading a joke about a chicken trying to cross a road.

I am scared and sad.

What now?

Of all the Substacks I have read*, this is definitely one of them.

*I have read two

NEW SUBSTACK.

PLS SHARE IF YOU LIKE IT ETC

xo

substack.com/home/post/p-152107627

This one for me. Yes I know we didn’t win it, but absolute scenes

I put mine in a flask to keep it hot.