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Haha, that was me! On Twitter like a decade ago. FART is a much more fitting acronym than TERF

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birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

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Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

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It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.

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A parody image of the notorious "Trump as Jesus" AI slop video, but with images from the Seinfeld episode "The Heart Attack" showing at the top the mad scientist with his arms outstretched while a heavenly light glows from behind him and an angel, eagles, and the "flaming globes of Sigmund" under him. In the center is a distressed, purple-skinned George in a hospital bed while Tor the healer places glowing healing hands on him, with the pyramid from the episode behind him. Kramer and Jerry are at the side of the bed, with Kramer looking astonished and Jerry solemnly holding a pillow. Behind the bed the doctor is looking at Elaine's tongue.

A parody image of the notorious "Trump as Jesus" AI slop video, but with images from the Seinfeld episode "The Heart Attack" showing at the top the mad scientist with his arms outstretched while a heavenly light glows from behind him and an angel, eagles, and the "flaming globes of Sigmund" under him. In the center is a distressed, purple-skinned George in a hospital bed while Tor the healer places glowing healing hands on him, with the pyramid from the episode behind him. Kramer and Jerry are at the side of the bed, with Kramer looking astonished and Jerry solemnly holding a pillow. Behind the bed the doctor is looking at Elaine's tongue.

From the Seinfeldism group on Facebook. It's a deep cut, but it made my day.

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I know it’s been played with in games before and after-but here it always just feels so hilarious on why/how “doing the right thing” gets you fucked…

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All of Pathologic’s conversation and voice just rings with a drained, darkly consistent humor where the punchline is “if you fuck up even once, you die”

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I constantly think about Pathologic’s humor and how distinctly “Russian” it is.

Any coverage from Americans before 2024 are like : “if you don’t buy bread on the first day-you’re fucked! So quirky!”

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Kaiju (but make it haiku)

Born too big, too strong
This is our tragic story
Screams in rage and pain

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All those "show us what you looked like ten years ago" or "show your green art/animal art/art of women" memes are being used to train AI

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me after i get transferred to a robot body and get shown love and affection

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a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top ALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top

Thinking about all the rent increases I heard (and experienced) these past few years in a state with no rent caps.

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gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

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Got this one saved on my phone.

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PInk Poké Club

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related to tim curry’s birthday, but i happened to be thinking about this meme heavily the past couple days already

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They're just bringing together the Avengers of comics academics and letting you watch their discussion for free? Incredible!!

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Life imitating art.

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the thing from the fantastic four holding up a drawing of him in a skirt that's signed "the thing is a SISSY! -the yancy street gang"

the thing from the fantastic four holding up a drawing of him in a skirt that's signed "the thing is a SISSY! -the yancy street gang"

transmisogynistic yancy street gang

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The kind of AI that techbros and governments are pushing is not the internet, or cell phones, or personal computers, or heavier than air flying machines, or the wheel.

It's the digital equivalent of asbestos, plastics, teflon, and lead.

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Thinkin about this panel with Thor and Dr Strange everyday of my mortal life.

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Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

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The splash page for THis Fan...This Monster, the penultimate Eltingville Club story. It shows Bill Dickey standing in the rain. The title lettering and image is an homage to the opening splash of The Fantastic Four number fifty-one.

The splash page for THis Fan...This Monster, the penultimate Eltingville Club story. It shows Bill Dickey standing in the rain. The title lettering and image is an homage to the opening splash of The Fantastic Four number fifty-one.

NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from @darkhorse.com.

Every day until then I'm posting something from the 648-pg brute. Today: I almost forgot to post something. Here's the splash page for This Fan...THis Monster, the penultimate Eltingville story. Homage to Kirby/Sinnott/Simek's FF #51 splash.

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I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

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happy birthday bb!!!

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he's a very sweet bb

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"My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share." ❤️

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