Furthermore, from this point forward, soldiers will be deployed with a single pair of socks.

a monkey is hanging upside down on a wall . ALT: a monkey is hanging upside down on a wall .

Jim Nopedie why did you make this song only a minute and a half long it’s so blissful extend it pleeeaaaasse aaaaaaaa

Jim Nopédie - The Far Lands YouTube video by Jim Nopédie

Song rec of the evening:

TAke a look, y'all:

What happened?

Whether or not the two things are actually correlated, it is incredibly funny that Bluesky started experiencing near daily tech fuck ups right after the team started bragging about using vibe coding

A CRT computer screen stands against a dark background. Through its screen, past various popups and error messages, a set of enormous human teeth can be seen. They do not appear to be on the screen, but somehow behind.

Remember to feed your Personal Computer!

Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

21 Apr 2026

There’s a Moon Child Game on the iTunes App Store that’s been sitting here for over 12 years

Digital artwork of a stratospheric view of a primordial planet. A magnified view like one might see in a science textbook expands on a scene from the shoreline of a reptilian creature crawling out of the surf onto dry land, surrounded by ferns. Another magnified view expands on the creature: A red blood cell floating in plasma with two silly cartoon eyes. Another magnifier expands on the blood cell: An atom, its nucleus made of two eyeballs, floats by a large sheet of molecules in front of a colorful background. The next two images are detail crops.

4.20: The Origin of Sentience

The only downside is that in this version it seems you do not have the power to be his friend 😔

Team Hoi - Moon Child - 1997 YouTube video by Nap'n'Retrogaming

Somehow in everything surrounding Moon Child I missed that it in fact did get a release on windows in 97, and surprise surprise the music in the official release is also spitting hot fire

The image of Moon Child, a green guy in red pajamas.

Moon Child, an obscure little guy from a vintage Dutch computer game, has gone viral after people finally realized they have the power to be his friend. aftermath.site/moon-child-tea...

The Onion Signs New Deal to Take Over Infowars A new deal, which would allow The Onion to use the Infowars name and website address, must be approved by a Texas judge.

The Onion has to convert Infowars into a parody of itself: licensing the website from the site's court-appointed manager. Here's how it would work, and what would need to happen for it to become reality. nyti.ms/425AbUV

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

The power to be his friend

it's moon child. woa oah oh oh. you've got the power to be his friend. it's moon child. woa oah oh oh. it's the beginning of a new and excitingly different story!

the story... is true

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

green mood board

gonzo in a snazzy fit

hello, it’s Gonzo

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

I feel like "anti rich current reaches crescendo" is when the guillotine operators are getting OT not when you find a way to levy a new small tax on an undertaxed upper class

Moon Crisis

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

yeah

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

“Chrome Country” by OPN

eventually he was executed

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)