Seems like this was immediately preceded by the headline “scientists gave a bunch of scientists cocaine. This is what happened next.”

a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .

about to assume your true form

OUTKICK Ivanka Trump has the angry libs on high alert as she slides into an amazing dress, Waffle House chaos & MEAT! AAU parents are dealing with sticker shock By Joe Kinsey • OutKick Published April 20, 2026 11:39am EDT

That’s too much sliding Ivanka

lmao hell yes

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

How in the sauce does he seem today?

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

https://www.theonion.info/

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

(this was in the 80s before it was a thing, but still!)

It will never not be funny that my parents got married on 4/20

“If I don’t make it, tell my wife ‘Hello.’”

Historic high ticket prices and now they’re inserting ads into the middle of entrances, even in the arena.

Live crowd is starting to boo when these happen.

Be the cruise you aspire to see in the world

Be sure to read the whole thing.

The add to cart button for Fear Hunger 2: Termina

@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social I'm thinking about doing a thing

I get some of those too, as well as ads for WhatNot, but it's almost always the game ads

The best part about watching gaming streams on YouTube is the barrage of 100% AI ads for mobile games that probably don't exist every 90 seconds or so

I was literally in a Naval museum last week and they had three rooms dedicated to talking about how important it was to keep the food "well stocked and well seasoned" to ensure morale didn't dip, and this was for a deployment in WW2.

Just saying, don't write a mutiny off your 2026 bingo card.

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Now to make offerings to the lottery gods

The first half of this was a wild ride 😅

It might be Chris's birthday today, but it's ALSO our friend Josh Flowers' birthday who has contributed SO MUCH to Dumb Industries over the years with his designs, editing, writing, and so much more!

Happy Birthday, Josh!

unmute, this is 100% right

The only PC specs I want to hear about are how many recipe tabs I can have open without locking up the system

Yeah, same with mine until like late 2021 when things just got insane. It was actually a huge nice store with well staffed departments but now it's a blight.

There's literally no reason to ever go to Safeway. Everything is lower quality and more expensive than pretty much every other option.

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no one should feel economic sympathy for someone who has a second home worth $5 million or more

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