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Posts by Xargon

Cheerful French onlyfans model called JOI de Vivre

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It's looking SO GOOD

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Aw thank you for linking back!

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Figured since I've seen this reposted on here I should post it myself!

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screenshot of a tumblr post by tumblr user Xargon, the text reads: 

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

screenshot of a tumblr post by tumblr user Xargon, the text reads: me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper. me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment me: oh so you get it

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Never thought I'd see the day where one of my poosts was being crossposted to other websites without credit, amazing

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Glad you liked the post!

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Oh my god??

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A Space Marine miniature: a Saturnine Terminator in the white and gold scheme of the Astral Zealots. He is equipped with a large plasma weapon and bears the banner from the Chaplain Grimaldus kit

A Space Marine miniature: a Saturnine Terminator in the white and gold scheme of the Astral Zealots. He is equipped with a large plasma weapon and bears the banner from the Chaplain Grimaldus kit

Got sick of waiting for GW to give us a Saturnine Ancient with Heavy Plasma Cannon so I made my own

#warhammercommunity #wepaintminis #nerdlings #40k #warhammer

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And this "unc"... he's "washed", you say...? *chuckles* Would that we were all so lucky as to have a hygienic uncle...

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Anyone done this joke yet?

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every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

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I thought Jesus was a furry? Lamb of God?

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Nine Diamond Amulets

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A reminder in stream chat etiquette that foreshadowing is also spoilers. Someone last night said “get tissues” and it instantly gave away what was about to happen taking away the surprise and emotion from the moment. Please have self control and let people experience things 😑

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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

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pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

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A hand holding an ice cream scoop

A hand holding an ice cream scoop

C'mere

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The cover of the book "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand which reads "Atlas Shrugged, a novel by Ayn Rand, author of The Fountainhead". The word Shrugged has been overlaid with the word "Mogged" in a very different font, so now the title reads "Atlas Mogged"

The cover of the book "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand which reads "Atlas Shrugged, a novel by Ayn Rand, author of The Fountainhead". The word Shrugged has been overlaid with the word "Mogged" in a very different font, so now the title reads "Atlas Mogged"

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Polyamorous catboy drag king called Sharemen Meow

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One expert I've seen a lot of stuff from, Jonathan Ferguson, really quickly won me over by not being afraid to say "This isn't my area of expertise". Like, look stuff up if you can, or preface by saying it's not your forte, but don't just guess and then say it in your "authoritative expert" voice

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Oh, don't forget JOBBIE PONG GAMER BUTTER with the special JOBBIE SPOON for eating it right out the jar

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Aw what? These rule

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I love absolutely everything about Secret of Mana except playing it, same with Secret of Evermore

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We should also bring back The Aquabats

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I've been saying rad for years now, I'm not stopping

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

I'm weary of people getting this wrong

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

I think about this tweet every day

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A screenshot from the game Elden Ring Nightreign highlighting a user-set username. The username is Billy Bum Skelp

A screenshot from the game Elden Ring Nightreign highlighting a user-set username. The username is Billy Bum Skelp

Absolutely no way I could have been prepared to me matched with this absolute unit while playing Elden Ring Nightreign

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Oh I LOVE the shark biting the snowdave concept though, that's incredible

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