Liver and onions is a very popular British dish and I hate it!!!! I am with you in liver hate!

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Can we agree on a way to progress in apps? Scroll down for this one. Tap the side of the screen for this one. Slide right for this one. Aaargh I always get it wrong.

Damn, The Pitt finale was intense. Brilliant season. What a show. What a show! So glad it’s finally airing in the UK so people can enjoy it.

I am really trying to work on my terrible posture, does anyone have any tips apart from sit up straight you lazy cow?

Bird of pray holding sausage rolls in its claws.

‘A red kite took my mother-in-law’s sausage rolls’ is the headline of the day. Even better, there’s a picture.

God I love you

Oh god that sounds hellish! Is everyone ok?

Oh bb do you want to talk about it?

I believe on HR Jacob mentioned one of the bands he wanted to feature on the soundtrack to Hudson and Connor and they were like, ‘Oh they were on Sesame Steet!’ And he wanted to push them both down the stairs.

That sounds so fun! I hope you have a fabulous time. Sixteen years!!! In your eye, federal government!

Happy happy anniversary bbs! Have you anything fun planned? I know you could have fun sitting in an empty room together but any plans?

My Chemical Romance at least make sense to me!

It is very rude of Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams to insist on reminding me that I am in fact attracted to men.

I WONDER WHY THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE

Even the year they were cooking for the Women’s sodding Institute no women made it to the banquet BLAAAAARGH

I am SO SICK of women and POC being sent home first on Great British Menu even by judges from the same demographic ugh I LOVE this show but it’s so disheartening. I just don’t believe the white men can always be the best!

God bless the group chat who are always like ‘do it.’

I went to a restaurant for my birthday tonight and the staff sang happy birthday to me and brought me a donut with a candle in it. Obviously I wanted to die but hey free donut. I also got a free cocktail! Great success.

How is Adam Peaty still so fast this man is a dolphin

Happy birthday to my triplets @shinkicker.bsky.social and @oliviacirce.bsky.social !!!

Happy birthday!

Hudson Williams the man that you are

Happy birthday to my favourite artist @philosiraptor.bsky.social !!!

I loved it!!! What a man. What a MAN.

I also watched it for the first time recently! It was long as shit.

That is infuriating!!!!

wtf that’s not Guy Fawkes

Some of the greatest people in history have been Americans. I feel the same about British people tbh! We have to fight for our legacy. For the efforts of all who came before and are struggling now and will come afterwards!

What about a one-way ticket to the moon I’m just saying there are some candidates I can think of