This reveals something fundamental.

RFK doesn’t grasp he’s the medical establishment now.

It’s not his job to judge who caused this epidemic (though we all know who).

It’s his job to stop it.

He’s failing.

So I just made this big long thread to explain percentages & I messed up some of the wording in a way that made part of it wrong! 🤦🏼‍♀️

The way these things work:

New price is 100% of old price = price stays the same (price x 1)

Price GOES UP by 100% = price doubles (price + price x 1)

I firmly believe presidents & people with control over medical agencies should understand percentages!

If *you* don’t, no judgment; I will explain in the next couple posts how they work. The short version is that Senator Warren is correct in the clip, and there’s NO interpretation in which RFKJr is

benches, buses, and bathrooms. they should be everywhere

In the university special collections system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the faculty who investigate artifacts, and the National Art Crime Team who retrieve the stolen pieces. These are their stories.

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

Give Leverage 10 more seasons, thanks. 😂

“I used AI to combine the data from two excel lists and then send emails to people who were on one list but not another. Saved me so much time.”

My brother in academia, you just fucking discovered mail merge. Welcome to early nineties computing.

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

Trust me, disabled people feel this hostility acutely.

You know, I don’t think universal health care is enough. I think anyone in a health crisis should also get their rent covered and free groceries delivered so they can focus on the medical stuff

(my actual factual opinion on AI is going to remain: you don't get to steal other people's work and then charge for it, you skeezy ass motherfuckers.

since I don't have time to deep dive every single model to see if they trained it ethically, I opt out until we've resolved this situation.)

“You need a detox”

NO YOU DONT THAT SHIT IS A GRIFT

IF YOUR KIDNEYS STOPPED WORKING *THEN* YOU NEED A DETOX AND THATS CALLED DIALYSIS

A PERSON WITH HEALTHY KIDNEYS DOES NOT NEED TO DETOX

Challenge level: impossible, apparently

I went to rope and handstands classes tonight and I really don’t want to have to take a mandatory training break! I’ve been making such good progress lately!

“enhanced interrogation” instead of torture walked so “detention centers” instead of concentration camps could run.

I’ve talked to my sister a lot, I’ve talked to two of my brothers, and I should probably call and update my other brother but I’m very tired of telling everyone the same info. Maybe I’ll call him tomorrow

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

I know a really good way to kneecap Iran, and make their leverage over the Strait of Hormuz much less powerful.

Green energy.

If we don't need as much oil, then closing the strait has that much less effect.

The only way to "clean up the risk pool" for insurance is to stop insuring sick people. Then the sick people can't get care and they die. Killing gramma to balance the budget.

Thank you! The scheduler has the sharpest eyeliner wings you can possibly imagine and I bet her boss’s imaging and path reports are never, ever delayed

The stupid AI committee for my professional org met yesterday and I couldn’t make it. I continue to be worried that it’s being led by a slop machine enthusiast, but I just couldn’t get there around all the appointments

Cold-blooded murder. Everyone giving or carrying out these orders must be prosecuted, full stop. Trump may enjoy executive immunity, his accomplices do not: the depraved disregard for human life exhibited by those perpetrating these murders must not go unpunished.

he is an evil man and he should be prosecuted.

Thanks! I’m very impressed with the case management and clinic admin so far—let’s hope they’re equally awesome at surgical and medical care 🤞🏼

Simple rule: the Senate should not confirm any appointee to any post who can’t say clearly who legitimately won the 2020 presidential election. Not just who was “installed”, but who won the vote and the electoral college.

She got me scheduled for so many things starting with an MRI at 7:30 this morning, and I’ll be having surgery next week

I met the breast cancer surgeon yesterday and she seems very competent and focused. I can only assume other hospital departments quake in their boots when her terrifyingly efficient scheduler calls—she’s fantastic and I’m the president of her new fan club

A lot of pharmacists will also give you a Tdap if your (potentially fictional) sibling is expecting a (potentially fictional) nibling who you’re going to babysit and their (potentially fictional) doctor says you need a booster

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.