Waiting for Schumer and Jeffries to co-author The Art of the Strongly Worded Letter with a bi- partisan forward by Collins.

All y’all shocked by the size of this crowd don’t know much about Tulsa’s history of racial hatred, poverty, and obscene wealth. It is the cultural crossroads of the American experience.

What about an exorcism?

“Botulism: it’s what’s for dinner!”

If you really wanna make it clear, quit takin’ all that blood money!

DoorDash grandma

Does anybody know whether “DoorDash Grandma” delivers to sailors at sea?

Blotus would stroke out if we collectively quit reposting all of his crazy.

Prediction: the future play, Dr Jesus Christ Reality Star, is gonna take Broadway by storm.

This crowd sucks. Change my mind.

Trumps shitty diaper doesn’t smell quite as bad at a UFC event that’s already permeated with the stench of blood and sweat.

a man wearing a laurel wreath is sitting next to another man in a room . Alt: Commodus from Gladiator wearing a laurel wreath is sitting next to another man in a room .

Commodus would approve!

Music that stings the nostrils!

It’s time for the reasonable people to be in charge. The billionaires and MAGATs have sowed enough chaos to last a lifetime. Once they are out, we’ve got to rethink a whole lotta’ shit to keep them from EVER returning to power again!

What do you call a sadistic, self-consumed soothsayer? Nostradumbass!

Damn, Nostradumbass projects his own stupidity yet again!

The current Dem leaders suck!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of flags with the word progresso on them Alt: Russia’s Vladimir Putin in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of flags with the word progresso on them

The billionaires are about to pull off the destruction of the republic. It has been years in the making. The Vlad man approves!

Venezuelan parents - keep an eye on your kids! Trump is coming to town.

Another chapter in the billionaire takeover of America. These people are evil.

a cartoon of a coyote with the words super genius on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of Wile E Coyote with the words super genius on the bottom

The billionaires think they are the genius class and entitled to rule the world. But the fact that they picked a babbling bullshitter, crybaby, and sex pest to carry out their plans is proof they are dumb AF.

I have some questions for the 11%.

Logans run renewal day candidates begin floating on their last day.

Once the island is full, I’d be all for a Logan’s Run-inspired forced “renewal” that’s triggered once a person’s net worth exceeds a billion.

Behold the billionaire grievance ad - all that’s missing is “coming to a bookseller near you!”

In all honesty, I did that once in my college days after an all nighter.

With everything Pam knows, she might want to avoid high-rise windows and embrace the witness protection program.

I’m sure this dude has been schlapped in the face many times.

I’m for sending them all home permanently.

“Fuck Your Money” should be the campaign theme for every democrat running for office this year!

This RFK is Real Fucking Kooky.

Tangerine man pays the hate forward: example gazillion.