89 candles would have set off the sprinklers, so we settled for one — and one perfect slice of cake (with @bradtakei.bsky.social on ice cream duty). Thank you to every friend, fan, and fellow traveler who has made these 89 years such a joyous voyage.
Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats.
Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.
Zero Democrats should be voting to confirm any Trump nominees. Been true from day one and yet some of them still do. Not just Fetterman either.
Wow! Tucker Carlson apologized for supporting Trump. So the next time a Hitler-loving piece of shit like Nick Fuentes is legitimized and normalized on his show, it’ll be a Hitler-loving piece of shit legitimized and normalized by a guy who criticized Trump. Such a huge difference!
John Roberts' wife is not the only Supreme Court spouse to shake down people with business before the court to give bribes. Ginni Thomas has a "consulting firm" (AKA a PO Box for checks) to funnel money to Clarence. #Corruption
Always fun when self-described liberals adopt Republican framing and language (i.e., cancelling) to object to even the mildest of criticisms of a public statement made by a standard issue Democrat.
Lakoff wept.
He doesn’t have to use certain terminology but he also doesn’t have to walk out of his way to make up a story about it being a problem. also his recent bullshit about Gaza is, uh, bullshit www.jpost.com/diaspora/ant...
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
i do love how "i take responsibility for [x]" now just means "yes I did it and fuck you, there will be no consequences"
Pointing spiderman
Big day for democrats deciding who sucks
Fuck you.
So totally underrated!
Stevens to RFK Jr: "To top it off, Mr Secretary, I got a copy of HR-944. You know what it is? It's your impeachment articles, sir. You have abused your office, you have gutted America's public health! You should be ashamed."
this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
There aren't enough guillotines.
oh wow you’re telling me that jd vance follows yet another nazi on twitter
Happy birthday to Elizabeth Clark Phair, better known to fans as Liz, girly sound alt rock idol of the 90s, singer, songwriter, guitarist and actual person writing about her unvarnished lived and imagined experiences in the modern world. Born on the rock 4/17/1967. #LizPhair #RockHonorRoll
Shot of Liz Phair on stage during the Exile in Guyville anniversary tour in November 2023
Saw her in Denver way back in '95 and caught the Exile anniversary tour in Brooklyn in '23. Still great!
Did I mention that I cried?
...from laughing!
@frankconniff.bsky.social
youtu.be/FneuU5Kflw4?...
A photograph showing a utility vehicle belonging to a company called Morrissey Electric
There is a light that never goes out
(Unless it's tired or it's too loud or...)
Was Jared Kushner advising them too?
I know, I know, they were bad at this long before Jared slendered onto the scene.
I like to frame it "Did you do what was needed?" Too often as noted doing a partial job is not much helpful. Worse even, "We're done here!" Cf. healthcare reform.
Incrementalists assert small steps are good, actually. Yes, can be helpful sometimes, but for most of what we need it's all or nothing.
Dave Chappelle learning the hard way that when we can't tell the difference between your jokes and their hatred, we can't tell the difference between you and them either. Learn to apologize and be a better human or expect the better humans to leave your trash ass behind.
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich
Well, today we're taxing the rich...
He knew exactly what he was doing. Don’t get shy now, man, you bought the cake; eat every slice.
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Neguse: "Despite all of that, Speaker Johnson made the decision to gavel the House & send everyone home. Now we're back 2 weeks later & what has the majority decided is the most pressing issue to debate? Apparently it's a resolution commemorating a bill that the GOP passed last year. It's absurd."
