Me sneaking in to your house and playing The Proclaimers every night

My wife is pissed off because she's just found out I'm five apples tall and not five and a half apples tall as I may have previously claimed.

Bed though.
*waits for it*

When I climb the hill by my house I can see the golfballs of Menwith Hill. So I can be reasonably sure of getting fully vaporised by any passing thermonuclear warhead. Cool, cool.

Peas off!

Google's #1 image search result for actor Karl Theobald is a picture of David Tennant

Searching Google for Karl Theobald

No problem. Anytime.

Welp, email was a thing before the web came along, and every domain had a "postmaster" admin account so you could easily contact whoever was in charge. So "webmaster" was just following that convention oh god I'm a webmaster aren't I

Apparently this is called a wet moon, and happens when the moon is low on the horizon around the time of an equinox.

The moon in crescent, photographed now in Yorkshire UK. The crescent is on the bottom of the moon, rather than the side, which I'm used to.

Since when did the crescent moon look like this in Northern England? I swear I've only ever seen it like this when I've been closer to the equator.

Awesome, hadn't heard that version before.

I wonder if other listeners, like me, can unfortunately no longer spare the mental cycles to listen to the Geldray and Ellington segments in any particular show. It is my failing, that I shamefully confess.

How much Chat GPT generated student work do you come across now? Is it obvious? My son tells me EVERYONE is using an LLM to write, or at least structure their essays now, and he would be at a disadvantage if he didn't. I find this depressing af.

Sniffing the forbidden skeet

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Triangle

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Just watched a video of the first guy on scene to open and enter the Artemis II Integrity capsule, after splashdown.

4 humans in a capsule for 6 days. Can you imagine the RONK?

My poop effusive

Do you know what, I'm going to try sleeping without the gong tonight

This is doing my impostor syndrome no good at all

And what about Alistair?

Gen X: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Gen A: *nothing, because they're not here*

Torquemada from Nemesis the Warlock in 2000AD comic

The pope they wanted:

lol, imagine scolding the pope a week after you announce your memoir about how awesome it was to convert to catholicism

Communion 2: Excommunicated

UK peeps, I know you're angry. Watch Dirty Business on Channel 4 and get REALLY pissed off.

Ez

GOP Jesus YouTube video by Friend Dog Studios

You obviously don't remember the GOP's version of Jesus.

youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?...

Yes, these homeless guys DO have TOO MUCH free time, don't they Janan? You really think people are going to have their mortgages paid when their jobs are automated?

Usually I'm against blasphemy laws but I'm willing to make an exception

Hmmm I'm Gen X, and Explorers was right in my wheelhouse.