First order of business: re-train this platform to show me what my hotties are doing. The political posts, cat pics, and plants are AWESOME but I miss logging in just to scroll hotties and pictures of champagne on rooftops. Comment below with your favorite follows ❤️

X acct still suspended. Might give this a go for a bit until I feel like starting a new one. 😮‍💨

Gotta stretch!!

Ooo I almost bought this same harness; it looks so lovely on you! Happy belated Valentine's Day!

Manifestations for 2025:
- A flattering swimsuit (why are these so difficult to find?)
- More onesies in neutral tones
- Photoshoot trip with a new photographer (work with more artists)
- Shared Denver workspace
- FMTY in a new city
- Overseas trip
- Scuba

When you wear your good lingerie under your clothes and have sexy impressions on your skin after...

Another silly day at AVN ❤️

Teasers from Vegas...

Ooo that would be so fun! Like a sexy horny mirage! 💖

Who's at AVN this week?! I'll come visit your booth Friday 🥰

Literally paradise

These are absolutely stunning with beautiful old school mystery romance vibes!

But... I just wanna perv on real hot singles in my area 😂

Where are the SW posts and why is my feed a bunch of people I don't follow? I think I need training on how this app works 🥲

This was not on my bingo card today. Or any day.

Ah, yes, the YMCA and "the n word"...these are surely equivalent 😂

But why? I could see if they didn't want you stealing their cable box or Chromecast but you deserve all the outlets!

Heard

X feed: Carefully curated selection of hotties that are aesthetic and on message. Also some ads.
Bluesky: hardcore porn juxtiposed with politics and human rights violations.

Did I add one too many starter packs blindly or is this just the platform?

Oof right in the feels...

So pretty!

Gorgeous

Cute!!

I absolutely love my little hoe community, but I always come away from our brunches wanting big gorgeous fake titties 😂

What's the SW equivalent of covert lifestyle signaling for when you're feeling cute and want to freestyle? Pleeeeaaaassee tell me it's not $3000 bracelets because I'm *not* prepared to get addicted to Cartier.

I will return from my unofficial holiday vacation tomorrow (NYE) so thoroughly relaxed and ready for company 🥰

I love my dates and I love looking like a sexy bitch. I do.
But coming home and stripping down for that last shower is like a religious experience. The clothes hitting the floor is a transcendence. At last, transformed, into the onesie goblin I was born to be.

Holiday cooking with a hint of naughtiness

The excitement when you pack a strap on to work *just in case* 😘

What have you learned are your best ways to help clients feel comfortable and safe within that short time? I try to model my own openness and ask direct, non-judgemental questions upfront and playfully, but I'm always willing to learn more!