Fettuccine alfredo is gross and so is its cousin, macaroni and cheese

A box with three yellow peeps. The peeps have become lopsided cyclopes.

If you're an only child and ever wondered how petty siblings can be to one another, I present: "ate one eye off of each of his brother's peeps."

Can confirm that it's 💞 😙👌💞

66 Clear your schedule because you're going to resent any responsibilities that get in the way of reading this book! I loved every minute, and I was torn between needing to know what happens in the end and wanting to really absorb the beauty and humour of the writing. A FINE * LINE * PENELOPE GUINN

This is rivals-to-lovers done right-sharp banter, unresolved tension, and that delicious "we should not be doing this" energy simmering under every interaction. The chemistry between Calliope and Emerson is immediate but layered, built on shared wounds and hard-earned vulnerability. Love or hase? Too close to call A FINE * LINE* PENELOPE GUINN

The wait is over!

A Fine Line, my debut contemporary rivals-to-lovers romance novel, is out today!!

Think Leslie Knope’s city council run in Parks and Recreation and the banter and teasing of Josh and Donna’s relationship in The West Wing!

Head here for your copy!

#romancelandia #booksky

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I feel #happy I feel #healthy I'm a #humanbeing TikTok video by AHappyHealthyHuman

Tell me I'm wrong 😂

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a woman with red hair and the words totally not a vampire Alt: a woman with red hair and the words totally not a vampire

There's a guy on TikTok that does selfie vids saying "I feel happy. I feel healthy. I'm a human being," in a way that makes it seem like the last part isn't *quite* true but he's trying desperately to convince himself, & I think he's actually an escaped @jennalevine.bsky.social character.

Daily aspirin dose for secondary prevention after a stroke, though? Usually 325 mg daily.

Daily aspirin for "primary prevention" (i.e. never had a heart attack/stroke) is not really supported today by the evidence these days (www.uspreventiveservicestaskforce.org/uspstf/recom... ) and when it is used, it's usually *low dose* (75mg-100mg, with 81mg the norm).

The admission of the use of a daily "big aspirin" (325 mg, presumably) is also more evidence for the "oh, he's *definitely* had at least one stroke" theory.

a woman in a colorful sweater has her arms in the air Alt: a woman in a colorful sweater has her arms in the air, visibly excited

I am beyond PUMPED, you have no idea!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

ARC GIVEAWAY the most special edition Love or hate? Too close to call. A FINE * LINE* A Novel annotated by ME be the 1s to get a physical copy complete with very silly stick figure drawings PENELOPE GUINN swipe for details

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A FINE LINE ARC GIVEAWAY!!

I wanted to share the love! I will be annotating this copy (please enjoy my love notes and silly stick figure drawings), so not only will the winner be receiving the FIRST print copy of my book, but it will be a one-of-a-kind copy as well!

#romancelandia #booksky #reylo

God, I would buy the SHIT out of a book with a cover like this

hey so there’s currently a save the hunt for ben solo truck driving around NYC, blasting “I need a hero”. 😉🦋 #TheHuntForBenSolo

It looks like a maternity suit jacket.

The green was *very* faint to the eye (esp. compared to the vivid pink!) but I was pretty stoked to see it. Light pollution is bad here so I drove about an hour and a half to a designated dark sky area and hiked a half mile out (in the dark 😅) to a bluff for the view, but it was definitely worth it!

A night time view of the sky in landscape. The upper portion is pink with diffused auroral light and a few scattered stars, and a few lines of brighter pink vertical streaks. There is a thin line of green immediately above the horizon.

It was visible to the naked eye all the way down here in Tennessee. Absolutely *gorgeous* ❤️

A night time view of the sky in landscape. The upper portion is pink with diffused auroral light and a few scattered stars, and a few lines of brighter pink vertical streaks. There is a thin line of green immediately above the horizon.

A night time view of the sky in landscape. The upper portion is pink with diffused auroral light and a few scattered stars, and a few lines of brighter pink vertical streaks. There is a thin line of green immediately above the horizon.

Excellent auroral activity tonight in East TN 😍😍😍

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Out-of-pocket costs for the level of care he needs exceed $40k per year.

Please consider giving to or sharing his GFM; any contribution helps.

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Fun Fact! There is actually a Medicaid program that lets people like Gerald "buy-in", where he would essentially pay an insurance premium like with traditional health insurance, & be eligible for coverage again. But since Medicaid is administered by the states and TN hasn't opted in, he can't. (3/?)

All because he got a full-time job. If he stopped working? Medicaid would cover him again, which is absolute 🐴💩.

The services that he needs are not covered under his employer-sponsored health insurance; Medicaid is the only choice besides paying out-of-pocket (2/?)

This is my friend Gerald that John Stamos is talking about here.

Gerald is an instructor at MTSU, a disability advocate, and all-around cool dude.

He is also quadriplegic and was just kicked off Medicaid, losing coverage for healthcare he needs to LIVE (1/2)

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Donate to Help Gerald Keep His Job (and Not Move Into a Nursing Home), organized by MELISSA OTT Hello, my name's Melissa and I'm a nurse from Tennessee. I’m o… MELISSA OTT needs your support for Help Gerald Keep His Job (and Not Move Into a Nursing Home)

Out-of-pocket costs for the level of care he needs exceed $40k per year.

Please consider giving to or sharing his GFM; any contribution helps.

gofund.me/dba85c94c

Fun Fact! There is actually a Medicaid program that lets people like Gerald "buy-in", where he would essentially pay an insurance premium like with traditional health insurance, & be eligible for coverage again. But since Medicaid is administered by the states and TN hasn't opted in, he can't. (3/?)

All because he got a full-time job. If he stopped working? Medicaid would cover him again, which is absolute 🐴💩.

The services that he needs are not covered under his employer-sponsored health insurance; Medicaid is the only choice besides paying out-of-pocket (2/?)

This is my friend Gerald that John Stamos is talking about here.

Gerald is an instructor at MTSU, a disability advocate, and all-around cool dude.

He is also quadriplegic and was just kicked off Medicaid, losing coverage for healthcare he needs to LIVE (1/2)

www.instagram.com/reel/DQsV9MB...

Donate to Help Gerald Keep His Job (and Not Move Into a Nursing Home), organized by MELISSA OTT Hello, my name's Melissa and I'm a nurse from Tennessee. I’m o… MELISSA OTT needs your support for Help Gerald Keep His Job (and Not Move Into a Nursing Home)

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