“The MAGA crowd is made of dumb people — like, SUPER dumb people. And they fall for it.”

For my @wired.com feature debut, I talked to Sam, a guy who made thousands of dollars on Instagram by scamming MAGA men with Emily Hart, an AI generated, Trump-loving influencer. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...

I couldn't help myself

A list that I would expect from someone 10-15 years younger than me lol

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This is the closest I have ever felt to being a private investigator

I still can't believe he said it. He had an air of defeat in his voice I think from you requesting it every 6 months prior.

How Email Open Tracking Quietly Took Over the Web You give up more privacy than you might think each time you open an email.

In honor of Tim Cook's stepping down, here is the story of how I emailed him, not once but twice, with open email tracking enabled, only to discover that, not once but twice, my emails to the CEO of Apple were opened on a computer running Windows.

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I will vote for any political candidate brave enough to unequivocally state that it’s racist to prefer KFC to Popeyes

This was a great read; highly recommend

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They all think they are unique geniuses because people tell them that all the time because they are rich and surround themselves with remoras

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Fortunately he has a plan to capture the daywalker

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I know it will earn me no fans but I am really sick of hearing mourning doves. Get new sounds!

And she was right

Tim Apple is stepping down to make way for John Apple

I want to tax the rich, put multiple caps on wealth, redo the penal code to punish white collar crime way more than blue collar, and fire every billionaire into the sun if they don't choose to give up their fortunes for public good.

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

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Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

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This is great, thank you for persisting

@timheidecker.bsky.social get at them plz

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

For the first time in our 9-year history:

WE ARE HIRING!

We're seeking a full-time fundraising manager to establish and grow our non-profit's development department - in other words, to raise money and help us grow! Remote-hybrid in the SF Bay Area with benefits!

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The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

Congrats and holy shit; I can't wait

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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