Burger King!

What's with the olé bullshit, Dubón?

Michael Harris Teeter

Braves going to win a 20-19 game

They'd be shrinking things all over the place

You didn't know?

DOCTOR: Is now a good time?
ME: Alrighty then.
DOCTOR: You’re very lucky to be alive. Most people don’t survive a dose that high.
MY WIFE: How long is he going to be like this?
DOCTOR: It could be weeks. Exposure to Carrey radiation is very serious.
ME: (sobbing) Somebody stop me!

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

RIP rector

BUCK: feel free to ask these diminutive creatures to play catcher for the Blue Jays. but don't say "eh" -- they're not actually Canadian!

ME: who are the Yam Gnomes of false Toronto

BUCK: bizarre little men. you still have control of the board

a dark gray square

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

Give it

also this episode of magnum pi features a dolphin with a bomb strapped to its back

this is like batman from the 60s or something

Paying $84 a year for a $60 game sure did suck

imcdb.org/vehicle_5772...

It's just a Custom Made then

What is this yellow and red drag car? Looks kinda like a Corvette but not really

Bryce Harper

And the next batter hits a homer smh

Ronald getting tagged and bagged is all the worse now

Acuña gets picked off immediately preceding a hit

With the help of the worst umpire performance in history

There are more members of Congress currently under investigation for sex crimes than fans at the Nationals game

The Pitt: The Video Game YouTube video by Hotel Art Thief

OMG LOL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML0L...

Yeah it's quite jarring when it comes up

@gu3.st

Anybody got the picture of the fake Saturn Jalopnik and torchinsky published in 2014?

how is this literally happening in real life

I know you are but what am I

He's a Klingon?