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Posts by Ryan Smith

“Then I was Kovacs. Kovacs pretending to be prop comic.”

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“You said ‘nine’ for the spice level for your curry, sir. No refunds.”

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The Kingdome joke got the most applause at the screening I attended.

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“Yes. Greg Marmalard is here. He says he’s looking forward to his upcoming job as a White House aide.”

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The Talosian Keeper, as seen in the Star Trek episodes “The Cage” and “The Menagerie, Parts  I and II.” A bald man with an enlarged cranium covered in pulsating vanes, he wears a metallic silver robe and circular golden medallion. A perturbed expression is visible on his face.

The Talosian Keeper, as seen in the Star Trek episodes “The Cage” and “The Menagerie, Parts I and II.” A bald man with an enlarged cranium covered in pulsating vanes, he wears a metallic silver robe and circular golden medallion. A perturbed expression is visible on his face.

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I don’t know. That article has a lot of words with multiple syllables.

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I'm still surprised they didn't bother with the fusion cannon. Even the handheld version he's sporting on the back of the box art.

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Jodie Whittaker answers a tweet from me.

 “Is the Doctor ever going to oil that squeaky hinge on the TARDIS door?”

This was a question I asked in my usual weekly tweet-along when the program was shown on BBC America. I wasn’t even aware this Q&A was happening until I started getting some interesting  responses.

Jodie Whittaker answers a tweet from me. “Is the Doctor ever going to oil that squeaky hinge on the TARDIS door?” This was a question I asked in my usual weekly tweet-along when the program was shown on BBC America. I wasn’t even aware this Q&A was happening until I started getting some interesting responses.

Already taken care of.

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“We’ve already started filming the video for ‘Two Tribes.’”

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His cameo drew the most applause at the showing I attended for Superman Returns.

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“This message brought to you by the Nestene Consciousness.”

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Aldo Kelrast: the early years.

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Well, we got through that. #Svengoolie

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And Michael and Sheila lived happily together on the moon.

Hell, why not?

#Svengoolie

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“Oh, hell no, Michael.” #Svengoolie

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I feel bad for the wine lost. #Svengoolie

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Gas lines are nothing to mess around with, folks. That’s why you have to call before you dig… up bodies. #Svengoolie

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That was his favorite sweater, too. #Svengoolie

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How did Michael escape his grasp and not fall down the stairs? #Svengoolie

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So were they ran out of Massachusetts because they were exposed?

And if they were, why is Michael only now repulsed by the food?

#Svengoolie

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So… not seeing the downside to that second option. #Svengoolie

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The house has an industrial-sized Lazy Susan? #Svengoolie

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And the movie earns a two-stroke penalty. #Svengoolie

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Grab the knife blade. Great plan. #Svengoolie

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“He calls it ‘aging.’” #Svengoolie

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Is there a light switch, Michael? #Svengoolie

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Wasn’t it a little less… bloody? #Svengoolie

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So are we, Michael. Believe me, so are we. #Svengoolie

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“And twice as many.”

“Wait, what?”

#Svengoolie

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“Trying to flee this movie?” #Svengoolie

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