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His daughter is who got him on the all meat diet which is probably what’s killing him now lol. Canada’s Worst!
It's high time the free ride for Corporate America ends with the slow steady collapse of the current corrupt & self serving elitist regime.
“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
now I know this is a made up story becuz peanuts are banned for life from air travel
The U.S. sneak attack on Iran rivaled Japan's Pearl Harbor attack in cowardice and dishonor Trump boasted to Japan's current P.M.
There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.
It is rather remarkable the complexity of contortions a diseased weakened mind can achieve.
Trump would start a feud with Poop.
Greta Thunberg is or is NOT the Antichrist?
Feminism & gender equality progress has raised the position of office drones to Administrative or executive assistant, but Pete Hegseth is still just a Secretary.
lol omg Little Marco & Prayinforhislife Pete have come to the realization how fucked Trump2.0 is with their catastrophic Iran Wfailure of Iran & they are now praying Foxhole style to a God that never existed for them.
nypost.com/2026/04/18/u...
They’re buttlicksmaxxing.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.
Children hug Mayor Mamdani.
Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.
In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.
I’m glad you got to interact with a REAL President , not that 2-bit conman felon pedophile.
Yet another ICE inmate death is ruled a homicide by medical examiners.
I’d guess on meth but either/or..
This was always the coolest movie opening, “this movie is so good that a lion has endorsed it” you’d think
Today I am cooking one of my favourite dishes!
Pasta a la all-the-stuff-in-my-fridge-that-is-about-to-expire-if-I-don't-use-it-soon.
ICE is not broken. It's agents murdering people, taking trophies of victims, using illegal tactics, breaking laws, spreading terror, and leaving death cards are not isolated events, outliers, or accidents. ICE is operating exactly as intended.
Don’t forget the sexual assault & trafficking.
One day at a time.🤍💙
The SEC is as impotent now as a Atlantic City Boxing Commissioner.
no more than you're playing the Left to grift anti-Trump money from the smug self satisfied LIberal elite.
Nothing proves we are entirely through the looking glass than the "Conspiracy Theory" holding up better than the wHITe House official account of Trump's 2024 WWE fake assassination simulation storyline during his failing* Presidential campaign.
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-embrace...
everything about DOGE was fucking wildly illegal and everyone involved in it should spend time in prison and have their assets seized
Closed door after midnight in a bunker under Arlington cemetery in a rathole.
When Trump razed the East Wing of the White House for his stupid Ballroom , all the lead paint chips were divided up & every cabinet member had to eat his ration
in front of King Baby. Right??
