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Stars

aber wenn er doch hunger hat

schnabelbert steht im See und kuckt

blutrünstiges raubtier

ob zwischen die nilgänse im entenpark haben nur ein jungtier und schnabelbert wohnt jetzt im entenpark irgendein zusammenhang besteht?

A heron in front of some reeds by a pond, with its hungry beak open, poking out its hungry tongue. It's facing left, which means it's not trying to eat you. Not yet. But you're next. Oh, so soon, you will be next.

The dinosaurs did not die out. They walk among us. And they are hungry.

I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it

this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House

A baby raccoon

A baby raccoon

Meanwhile
A timeline cleanse:

I went to change my snow tires to summer tires this afternoon...

And discovered I've got a raccoon nursery in my shed.

elch emil fand ich irgendwie spannender

Tulips in full bloom in sunny weather. The blooms are white, yellow and orange.

Some tulips for no reason other than to brighten your feed. Enjoy.

📷James Dobson

The masses are THIRSTY for good baby bird news and Los Angeles broadcast news is PROVIDING

birken diese elenden dreckschweine

Two sea lions swamping a small boat

Only in Puget Sound, Olympia, Washington:

A pair of Stellar Sea Lions, weighing in at at least one ton total weight, commandeer a small sailboat
📸Dane

bin froh dass ich nur noch sukkulenten habe minimiert die verluste ein bisschen

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

psychische erkrankungen UND pflanzen haben gar nicht mal so einfach

Me at the cookout.

Reiher seitlich steht in see

schnabelbert

danke dir

bauchschmerzen 👎

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Sadness is upon me

Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

das ist jetzt schon richtig schön

ob schnabelbert zurück kommt wenn er endlich alle entenbebis im entenpark aufgefressen hat?

diese weise glockenartige blume die bissi wie Bärlauch aussieht aber eher ungesund ist

mmmh lecker bärlauch

A brownish grey critter with a grey face and black mask around her eyes and a black nose is standing on her hindquarters facing to the right with green trees and forest undergrowth in the background. Her little hands (front paws) are held up and clasped together while she licks her paws.

Common Raccoon apparently finds the thing it just ate to be Finger Lickin' Good™.

Hanwell, #NewBrunswick, Canada
June 2025

#mammals #raccoon #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf

Walkostüm

darin morgen vors bibliotheksregal mit der weimarer ausgabe legen bissi warten und dann richtig zünftig weg sprengen lassne

A softly textured warm beige background with a fluffy black cat centered at the bottom. The cat has wide, round white eyes and delicate whiskers spreading outward, giving it a gentle, attentive expression. Above the cat, in simple white handwritten-style text, it reads: “I hope that no matter how busy things get, you don’t forget to rest, eat well, and be gentle with yourself.” The overall mood is calm, comforting, and caring.

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend