writing style is giving chatgpt, unnecessary em dashes, a ton of line breaks for emphasis, "it's not x, it's y"

pretty crazy that the same people who want to allow their 5y/o to spread deadly diseases, their 10y/o to carry pregnancy to term, & their 14y/o to get married to adults and work nights in dangerous jobs draw the line at kids accessing medical care endorsed by all major medical associations

only after sorting all of my household’s leftover ikea screws and tiny pieces by type into little bags did i realize that i may have accidentally taken a double dose of adderall

my pronouns are “culture war issues”

why did we decide that the verb for joining video calls is hop/jump given that few things feel less physically active

are you telling me that a cis teen painted this chapel

what if instead of pronouncing SQL “sequel” we pronounced it like “squeal”

all this “bird flu tainted milk” stuff makes me feel very superior as someone who’s been eating fake dairy bullshit for years lmao

happy flaky unit test day to all who celebrate