“Bananas Galore”

Same here!

Sounds like the movie for me x

Meta AI is being cheeky saying that my outfit is outdated. Make your own mind up at Cluny2 14/2/26

I need at least 3 more folk to sign up for my Edinburgh Adult Education Programme archaeology classes at Craigentinny, or the course will be cancelled. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know. Thank you!

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Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

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Good Name Clowns, bringing you an Atropicalyptic time. No clown is an island. Come cruise with us… Cumberland Arms, 7.30pm, Saturday 13th, 2025. Ticket link below!

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A photo of a very handsome drag king, Lorca, smouldering over an open book. Lorca is appearing at our Tropical Christmas Cruise on the SS Cumberland Arms on Saturday 13th December.  Lorca is a comedy drag act who likes to flirt with the audience. whilst teaching them how to be an exceptional poet - and exceptionally sexy - this is very important, si?

Xmas Spectacular ‘26

Introducing the amazing acts you can expect on our Tropical Cruise:

Lorca is a comedy drag act who likes to flirt with the audience. whilst teaching them how to be an exceptional poet - and exceptionally sexy - this is very important, si?

Cumberland Arms Saturday 13/12 7.30

Also Line Dancing with Winnie Nelson, DJ Dusty Haystacks and The House Band featuring yours truly on Pedal Steel Guitar and surprisingly low vocals for someone as dainty as me.

How Mountain Girls Can Love is a Queer Country Afternoon, on today from 3-6 at The Old Coal Yard, Byker, Newcastle upon Tyne. Today we will be having Country Diva and Beauty Pageant Star Patti Boo Rae all the way from Texas.

New song; “Sad Abandoned Bear” with guest appearance by Kevin T. Dog

Because it feels like we are living in the end-times x

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The Rainbow Machine is primed and ready for my performance today at Transtock’25 at The Globe, Newcastle upon Tyne. I’m on at 4.50, but there are amazing acts all day. Tickets below or on the door; hope to see you there!

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Some people get annoyed by the childish delight that others get by posting photos of the first snow of the year. I’m here for them x

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

This is basically the back story to Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyer. I had a friend at University of the fey long hair, bangles & blouses shirt variety who used to do this and broke into Lloyds bank for shits & giggles and drank a bottle of red wine with a friend at their board table

Tickets are available now for this experience of a life-time. The chances of being ship-wrecked on a desert island are very low and we hope that a certain dromedary does not stow aboard like every other year.

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Featuring
Sandy Wells-Lee
Winnie Nelson (aka Chappelle Moan)

AKKAT ATTAK
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Coco Schell
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Reese Wetherspoon
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Woven Ensemble
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…And Special Guest Stars

Tropical Christmas Spectacular 2025 - Let’s All Go On A Santa Kruise!

Hedley Sugar-Wells & Sandy Wells-Lee cordially invite you to join their Tropical Christmas Cruise on the SS Cumberland Arms on Saturday 13th December.

Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

Tickets will be available soon for this experience of a life-time. The chances of being ship-wrecked on a desert island are very low and we hope that a certain dromedary does not stow aboard like every other year.

Silliness may ensue

Music may be played

Dirty Santa!

Sprouts may be eaten

Hedley Sugar-Wells & Sandy Wells-Lee cordially invite you to join their Tropical Christmas Cruise on the SS Cumberland Arms on Saturday 13th December.

We’re so excited to hear Patti again. As well as the usual line dancing with @sugarwells, houseband, DJ Dusty @sarahvanjellie , hotdogs, beers and soft drinks. The toilets are gender neutral, the vibe is gays on holiday. There’s a snooker table too! Whaaaaat.

This month’s Mountain Girls is a Queermas special!!! Please buy tickets in advance, and support your local rootin’ and tootin’ DIY queers! Our headliner is the sensationally talented @pattiboorae all the way from Londontown by way of Scotland and Texas!

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