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i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Fuck! I was just roving yesterday. Glad no cops were around.

Might need to read again. And maybe understand the senate.

Anyway time will tell!

Could the war on Iran pose lasting risks to global food security? | Inside Story YouTube video by Al Jazeera English

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Wow! This is bleak!

Thats clearly what I said.

Regardless, we’ll see how it turns out. Vote blue no matter who, after all.

Oh gotcha it’s a vanity run

Bernie’s still got it and he’s a senior senator. If he were running to be a junior senator, you’d have a point. Mills will be drooling before she has a meaningful committee spot.

🥲 the fact that you can’t distinguish between the two sens. mental acuity says a lot about your mental acuity.

Dumbass nepobaby

I don’t know the context but I’m certain I agree

Berkeley law, too

inshallah

Lol Israel bombed Iran’s synagogues.

Lol stfu they only want to do that in your paranoid fantasies

He’s not healing that guy, just giving him the mark…

You might need to brush up on what Christians think Jesus is.

The more the merrier at this point!

!!!

That’s your FIRST?!??

I’ve decided to blockade the strait of Hormuz, too

Seems like we don’t have the cards

IT IS TIME FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL BOATERS TO OPEN THE STRAIT! IT WILL BE VERY EASY!

I saw a thing this morning of a guy who blamed tornados in the area on new roundabouts and the cars driving in them. That has to be the single most American thing I've ever heard.

Sounds like she lost chess to a pigeon lol

She had no problem with what her dad did

Sounds like she was too weak to take a stand. VP can do what she wants, btw. There is no chain of command.

Loser energy ain’t going away.