What was I dreaming about to get this? Why won't my brain do this to me when I'm awake and can do something about it?

You gonna make me?

Promise?

What was I dreaming about to get this? Why won't my brain do this to me when I'm awake and can do something about it?

Man, I wish I could still cum as hard as I can sneeze.

Anybody else think Pawbert's punishment should be getting edged by Flash?

I'm an adult who just wrote that sentence out loud.

Fuckin' ✅

My New Year's resolution is to try five guys.

(Not the burger place.)

He's so adorable that I just want to maul him for an hour and then switch places.

Is it a cult? I mean, that's not, like, a total dealbreaker, so you can tell me.

Rex is growling loudly as he cums, the POV from between his legs as his cock flexes and spurts out a geyser of seed, getting everywhere.

Just a small release.

Everyone thank @erebonbon.bsky.social for drawing bear cum.

I love this series.

I wish.

Would.

It's the time of the year that we all need to remember two truths about the Christmas season:

1) For porn, Santa HAS to be a fat old polar bear.

2) I am available for photos, movies, community theater, grand openings, parties and personal appearances.

Rrrf!

The logo from the side of a loaf of white bread from Bimbo (the baked goods company), with their mascot -- a cute little white teddy bear wearing a chef's hat -- above their brand logo, and text just below that: SAY "BEEEMBO"!

"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo".

I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!

("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")

I was both turned on and disturbed by how few of these squares I was unwilling to check.

Finally had my first sex dream where I was getting plowed instead of doing the plowing. Hopefully someday I can train my brain to dream me into the middle of a threeway.

Big bossy switches wanted.

Is it really "gooning" if that's, like, just how long it takes now?

spankpls.com/bdsm-test

This is the least surprising result ever.

I'm a bear.

Whoo! Dynamite taint.

Unrelated, but: remember to wash your Fleshlights.

Agreed! A+ on the dangly bits.

Dear lord, that bottom panel turned me into putty.

A panoramic photo of a Victorian-style living room filled with different fursuits, each wearing business wear or fancy dress while posing on a red velvet sectional couch.

Last night I celebrated my birthday with some extremely lovely animals. Thanks to all who came out to celebrate, I'm so very pleased to have such kind, thoughtful, and devastatingly handsome animals to call friends.

OK, one repost on #FCF itself.