A high-angle photograph with a grainy film look shows a serpentine pedestrian and bicycle pathway, featuring wood-textured concrete and modern metal railings, winding across a wide, dark river toward the distant Philadelphia skyline. In the midground, a small couple is seen walking along the path. The city skyline is prominent, with numerous skyscrapers under a clear sky. Bare trees line the far riverbank. The image has a distinctly retro, film-photography aesthetic.

Brighter Days

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right? and? i could cycle it and get there faster. a marathon is designed to test human athletes. a machine moving faster than a person is irrelevant to literally anything. who cares.

You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

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Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

I like the part in The Drama where Alana Haim looks into the camera and says “I represent you, the media illiterate audience member who is going to be upset purely by the mention of a controversial topic in this movie, completely missing the commentary embedded in this script’s subtext”

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rimonoroni Follow christians: what could possibly be in that evil book.... what horrible spells does it hold within its pages... what black magic does it propagate.... the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you've learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like "dude wtf" and the rabbi was like "listen i know this is unorthodox but you're well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn't die" and the guy was like "i didn't know that!" who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what rimonoroni Follow #what? look up Bavli Kiddushin 29b <3

I love the Talmud

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

couple months ago, via determination and grit, i managed to be six minutes late for a lil date with a friend. i was so proud man. but he arrived ten minutes later. completely negated my hard work. i could’ve killed him

no matter what i do i can’t not be early for stuff man. circling the block like im looking for parking every day of my life. fuckin nightmare. i wanna be cool like the late people instead im little miss punctual dorkus

Imagine how much easier doctor would be if you could see our insides just hanging out all the time like this

The closest thing to a highlight Bulls fans will have for Jaden Ivey

happy birthday to the subway system that ruined me for all other subway systems ❤️

MLB scoreboard of Pirates vs Mets that reads P: 0 NY: 0 or could be seen as “Ponyo” (LET’S GO METS!!!)

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

Score bug of the Pirates-Mets game. the score is such that the bug spells out “PENYS”

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

Thinking about the infamous “asking me to boycott Kellogg’s is ableist because I have texture issues” post, as one does, and it’s just the same shit over and over. “My identity as a consumer is in tension with my identify as a good person and this is your problem somehow”

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Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Good morning. Here's some Art.

Conversation between users Ronald Blonse and Glenda Wiffe, in the comments under a photo of a messy dog sitting at a desk with a mouse and keyboard. Text: Ronald: what if he had a job haha so cute. Glenda: Ya it almost looks like he has a job. when I took this photo I was like what! lol. Ronald: woof barker. Ronald: that would be his job.

Continuation of the conversation: Glenda: you would say something random like that lol. Ronald: haha I know I just have these ideas. Ronald: flying pillow is one. Ronald: flying pillow is an idea of mine.

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Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"

Rationale Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok

Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

a getty images search result with photos of a WNBA basketball wrapped in a big chain and lock

shoutout to the getty photographer who prepared for a WNBA lockout with this stock photoshoot. the only downside of labor peace is that we have no use for these beautiful images

I had a dream last night that a friend and I went to so many Fathom Events that we started to call them “Fatho’s.” Now I wonder if I can make this happen in real life.