Happy beavers! The world needs more beavers, or at least California does.

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It's a remarkable place, although a bit of a hot-button issue in the SF bay area. The geology of the valley is fascinating.

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I've never loved anything better than the warm, salted peanuts. Maybe with a cold beer.

And if someone wants to tell me I should spring for a proof-reader, fuck you, I'm high, and my cat is sick. Kind of. Well, he has owwies.

If not, I'm sure they'll have other low-dosage stuff! Taste the (green) rainbow!

Well, how handy is that? Good thing no one could ever use that in a vengeful way!

Kitty has been home for hours now, and my husband is *still* cuddling him on the couch. Hasn't left his side since we took him out of the crate. Big, strong, independent, unemotional he-man. 🙄

Hey, I was looking at the site and noticed it's now from hemp instead of cannabis derived. I don't know if it makes a difference to you. I'm not a fan of the hemp high, it's okay but not as good to me. For a lot of people, it isn't any different. Maybe genetic?

I do love me some sauce, though!

Lucky!

Seems like them! I don't know much about the company, but it is a very social beverage.

I might just have to cook some rice. And I was gonna put the cocktail shakers out on the "free" table this weekend!

Daddy dove is staring at you, side-eye, as if to say "Just wait 'til I get you home, you smart-ass kid." Mommy dove is tilting her head at you sadly, letting you know she's not angry, but she is very disappointed.

That's... brilliant.

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Word to the wise - skip the lemon ones, they taste like those plastic squeeze lemons they sold in the produce section. The hatch chili ones and sage cranberry are great seasonal flavors.

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I don't know where you live, but I used to order from their website. I know they changed some law so I can't get them shipped in CA any more. drinkcann.com

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Style-gumby here. Let me tell you why should spring for a fucking tailor before facing a bunch of cameras at a premier.

Ah! Okay, I don't know much about vaping (asthma and can't risk DH getting any 2nd-hand). Maybe consult a budtender at your local dispensary?

I would suggest low-dosge drinks to start. The effects hit pretty quickly, (15 - 20 minutes?) so just start sipping slowly and you have more control over how high you get. You're not sitting there for 3 hours waiting to see if the dosage was right. I like the Cann drinks for low dosage.

Oh god. You people know this is April 20th, right? I just found some gummies squirreled away in the back of my desk drawer. I can't get any good food here. 😭

Force him to live in Manhattan on minimum wages. No. Support. Allowed.

Beautifully cooked thick-sliced maple bacon.

And you can slice it as thick or thin as you like. This is about our "medium thick."

Oh, you have no idea. I can't eat store bacon any more. It just tastes like salt and smoke flavoring. It's like a completely different animal. It barely curls because it's not pumped up with water! Cook it slow in the oven, and you can get it all brown & rendered, but still tender. 🫠

A cute Ikea rat is transfixed by the sight, aroma, and pure, sweet, brown sugar love emanating from two slabs of freshly smoked pork belly.

Great! Let me tell you all about homemade bacon...

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Yeah, I'm rambling. But it's April 20th and you mentioned good food, so I blame you for this situation.

I could eat that all day, every day. Or that Princess Diana's oatmeal overnight creamsicle thingy. It was so good, with a grated apple in it. I don't know the recipe, someone made it for me years ago. Still remember it fondly....

And seeded rye bread. Fiber, baby! Wooooooo!