Hey, just read your profile. What did you do at the Cow Palace? I used to watch the Sharks play, and have been to countless car shows and concerts there. Used to work at Schlage Lock nearby.

Ha ha!

FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

(Am I making you horny?)

😆

Instant pain and blood, then healing. With a cat, it's constant bloodshed for years and years. 😂

I've laid down a bike on a turn, and I've interacted with my cat. I'll take the bike, thanks.

I have REALLY been saying fuck a lot.

Bit-O-Honey and sunflower seeds. What a fucking dinner. It's a mystery why I have so many nutritional deficiencies that are completely fucking me up. If only there were someone in my life who gave a fucking shit.

omg. It's a whole thread of idiot Mayo Pete supporters to block. He's not fit for any high-level position other than press secretary (which he would excel at).

I'd love to find even a shred of that attitude at a restaurant now. Why does everything suck so hard?

I've been baking since I was 8, and studied hotel/restaurant management during my brief sojourn at college. I feel in my ❤️ that preparing food for others is a sacred trust, and this goes beyond sanitation and safety (as important as those are). I would never serve anyone food I wouldn't eat myself.

I wish you could feed me, too! ❤️

I miss Big Joe Polka. 😭

And those 1/4" wide little strips of lettuce wilted instantly, although I'm not sure how since I don't think the burger even got hot. And you have to bake the cake until a pick inserted into the center comes out clean, it's not a difficult concept. Also, put some fucking frosting on it.

How the fuck do you barely cook a burger, it's still bright pink inside, but it's STILL DRY!?!?

Burger & fries. Sandwich & fries. Slice of carrot cake. $94.00 plus tip and none of it was edible. I swear to fucking god, if I don't get something decent to eat soon, I won't be responsible for my actions.

Can you look it up on the mfr's website?

IT JUST MAKES SENSE! No one dresses a salad until it's time to eat it. Since I can't cook any more, we've been eating a lot of take-out and you would not believe how shitty it's getting out there. And even if you ask for it, it still comes ON the salad.

I've been saying "fuck" a lot.

And FFS, if it's to-go, put the damn dressing on the side.

What the fuck happened with putting lettuce in salads? I don't want limp, wet, "Arcadian Field Greens," or "Artisan Baby Lettuces." If you want to throw some in, fine. Can I at least get some real iceberg or Romaine in there, something that will hold up when dressed?

It's not easy being green.

They want us to believe it's Left vs Right, but it's really the rich and powerful vs all of us mere humans. They dangle us from puppet strings and watch our little skirmishes from above with disdain while they suck us all dry.

How about some period pieces? Waiting for the new fake Jane Austen to come out...

I killed ivy I was trying to cultivate. Shall I swing by? My black thumb works in most places.

Ah. I brief bit of research tells me that they are one of the best keeping apples. We can't have that, now! Not good for business. We need everyone to throw their apples out after a few days and buy more.

Yeah, they probably went out of style. 😒

Do they still make Pippins? That was my favorite when I was a kid.

Nice! They fucked up the Honeycrisp, too. Somehow.

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Marxist economist at business schools? They mean a diverse array of pro-capitalism viewpoints, silly!