I’m waiting for the next *trend* to be fibremaxxing cause no one can take a proper shit after all protein all the time

Exactly it. What that mouth do should be “innuendo” before it’s anything else

“Girl you’re fine af, do you like to suck dick?” is not flirting. Start with “hey you’re cute” and maybe we go from there

True, text can make the nuance harder. But boys hitting my DMs with explicit messages when I don’t know them like that means I’m never going to get to know them like that. You can’t go 1-100 and expect to have me interested.

Flirting is such a fun game/lost art. Direct can be good but just “hey you’re hot lemme do xyz with you” is so boring. Where’s the finesse? The build? You gotta play, gimme that back and forth. Make me a little nervous.

When I’m prime minister it will be an automatic personal stat

Thank you! Already mad I didn’t book the day off work

Another year around the sun, kisses for everyone

Just @ me next time. Literally me (no stoner)

Yes I have been feral all week and no I do not plan to stop being feral any time soon

So because I have the most cake I attract the biggest dicks?

The way I just happen to pick all these well-endowed boys… she got that dickth sense

Thank you bby, already got one downstairs and door dashed lunch whoops

I am so tired and still need to be awake for so many hours

Spoiler alert: also this hot today

I still have the “online diary” I’ve had since I was a teenager. I haven’t written in it in many years (like over 10? 15??) but I cannot give it up.

Lights and curves

No cause I’m having the same thoughts

You can thank the follicular phase

I forgot how fun this light is for photos. I took a few, might sprinkle them on the skyline

Gah! You flatter me

hi, poppy ☺️

Slutty superhero vibes

For 👏 ever 👏
You look adorable!

It never fails that as soon as I text the failed (secret) situationship I see his brother in a professional capacity and have to be chill

I was so mean to that man and I got everything I wanted. I could get used to this.

Thank you, roads :)

I don’t know what my phone has against me typing f or d but it has resulted in so many typos that make me look actually dumb and I hate it

Sign me up immediately bestie

Not just you. Maybe we could help each other out?