[BREAKING] Gordon Ramsay, known for 'The Great British Bake Off" and 'Ready Steady Cook', to host Cybetron's first ever cooking show, 'Powder Of The Primes'
The first episode is slated to air on July 1st, 2026
[BREAKING] Footage of what appears to be the REAL Dinosaur Craig SMOKING in an explicitly NO SMOKING ZONE has surfaced online
Local authorities say they are "disappointed in [Craig]" for not following the rules
(Source: Sweet & Sour, please)
[DID YOU KNOW?] The scene in 'The Transformer: The Movie (1986)' was a direct reference to the Bite of '87 when Freddy Fivebear ate those kids, which was not very nice of Freddy Fivebear to do
[BREAKING] Bad actor, Jesse Pinkman, to be the voice of Mirage in the upcoming web series, 'Transformers: Cyberworld'
[BREAKING] Dawwwwg, this dog just chewed up everything in the studio!
[HEARTBREAKING] 'Transformers: Age of the Primes Voyager Class Rescue Bot Heatwave' will unfortunately not include his iconic DVD copy of 'The Godfather'.
Many fans of the character are SHOCKED and APPALLED by this revelation.
[QUESTION OF THE DAY] Who is YOUR favorite Bayverse Transformer? Let us know in the replies!
[BREAKING] The car from 'Bumblebee (2018)' was spotted near the golden gate bridge very recently in 1987. No one knows why
[BREAKING] Battle Unicorn may actually be a horse with a traffic cone on his head this whole time
[DID YOU KNOW?] The only reason why 'Transformers: The Last Knight' bombed in the box office was because Optimus Prime and Nemesis Prime weren't in the same scene together
[BREAKING] The seventh part of the 'Prime's Bizzare Adventure' series, "Steel Cube Run", will finally be receiving an anime adaptation!
Stay tuned for more details!
[BREAKING] A screencap from the lost Transformers film 'Revenge of the Fallen' has recently surfaced online, courtesy of friend of Authentic Transformers News, jeidough of @jeidough.bsky.social fame
[BREAKING] According to Hasbro toy designer, Rupert, 'Transformers: Generations' will be receiving a brand new toyline under its umbrella.
Not much is known about this new toyline, only that it will have all its figures designed by none other than Peter Gene Hernandez, a.k.a. Bruno Mars
[UPDATE] Turns out Demolishor was trying to start up a Burger King location... albeit quite cheaply made. There's only so much he could've done with three shopping carts and duct tape
The food is pretty good though
[NOTICE] My finger slipped and picked the absolute WORST photo of me possible, and for that, I sincerely apologise
(This was a photo of me back in college)
[BREAKING] Demolishor spotted in New Jersey, Ohio running away with three stolen shopping carts, duct tape, and a Burger King employee. No one knows where he's going or what he'll be doing. Stay tuned for more information
[DID YOU KNOW?] 'Transformers: Armada (2002)' was the first ever Transformers series to feature the letter 'A' in it's title
[RE-INTRODUCTION] Hello, everyone! This is Piss Fork, speaking for the first time in a LONG while, and it pleases me to say; THIS... is AUTHENTIC TRANSFORMERS NEWS!
Stay tuned as myself, Starscream, and Yell- I mean, Bumblebee bring you the LATEST in what the world of TRANSFORMERS has to offer!