It's long past time to return to 87 b/t Rust & Rakell & put Chinakov & Malkin together again -
Quick, someone please let Muse know of my decision

Pens have had 17 PPs & 3 SOGs
Flyers have gotta be pleased

Kinda easy to forget given the last quarter of the season but a LOT of the Pens' success is owed to their PP -
If they can't get it goin the season will be over very soon

Girard is garbage

Pens need to get some shots on the actual goal...
ESPN b'cast talking about em like they're a remedial reading class - "Hey, they're doing better than last time!"

Not enough people talking bout how this little dude bailed Jake out from a kind o f crappy throw. That was a helluva catch.

I, too, am closing the Strait of Hormuz

Pop culture & the industries built around it are now just the same 29 celebrities going to & on each other's shows & various projects & letting each other & the rest of us know how terrific they all are

It's Fernando Mendoza's World & Talking Puck (ft. Pete Blackburn and DJ Bean) YouTube video by Football America!

Great episode where the boys join Shek ( @dameshek.bsky.social ) for a very fun convo.

Mendoza’s World: The 18-Hole Mystery & What Chaos! with Pete Blackburn and DJ Bean Podcast Episode · Football America! · April 17 · 58m

FOOTBALL AMERICA!
The @whatchaos.bsky.social boys @djbean.bsky.social & Pete Blackburn on...
Drake Maye
Stanley Cup preview
Best/worst jerseys for a BOS sports fan
Better: Kid Crosby in 1982 or Wayne Gretzky in 2012?
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Did you know?:
Centerman Bobby Clarke, the greatest player in Philadelphia Flyers history, wouldn't make a roster of all-time Pittsburgh Penguins.

It's true - look it up.
#LemieuxCrosbyFrancisMalkin

Nice crahd, too!
Skenes & Pens G1 Saturday.
These are the good times, yinz.

Banner parent company to buy Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, staving off its closure The Venetoulis Institute will acquire the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, converting it to a nonprofit to prevent the historic paper’s closure.

Hurrah, a good story about the local news business!
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The Omelette Bar is OVERRATED (ft. Jonathan Zaslow) YouTube video by Football America!

Helpful breakfast buffet do's & don'ts here w Jonathan Zaslow
@lebatardshow.bsky.social
->
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Lemieux saved the Penguins...
These two saved the whole league!

Hold on, this isn't even real - it's just AI

Don Christ saved Jon Hamm.

The Steelers haven't played in a Super Bowl in 16 years so their plan (again) is to wait around on an old man no one else thinks is a starting QB & who hasn't played in a Super Bowl in...16 years.
Why?
Because they're in win-now mode.

FOOTBALL AMERICA!
Jonathan Zaslow's in to figure out the best & worst first overall picks in NFL & sports history
Plus, the do's & don'ts of breakfast buffet consumption
&
A visit from the Count
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Let's Talk About Geno Auriemma (ft. Amin Elhassan) YouTube video by Football America!

Talked last Friday w @darthamin.bsky.social about how to assess Geno Auriemma's career against other coaching legends.
On Saturday Geno made things real, real weird.
Serendipity!
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21-straight seasons averaging a pt/gm for Kid Crosby
This worked aht well IMHO

Big news this Easter Sunday, everybody...
An NFL team has plans to get a QB this year: SMART

You mean to tell me THIS is the guy the Pope says hands full of blood?
Only conclusion I can come up with is the Vicar of Christ has TDS

Throwing Murashov in NOW wouldn't be ideal - a lil unfair to ask him to provide an upgrade on the eve of the playoffs, but also could send a msg re how the org treats slumping vets - but he's undeniably the future, so I hereby vote for his callup.

One of yinz please alert Dubas of my decision

& hoist the cone, too!

cc @edsbs.bsky.social

I feel seen!

Somebody said Dean Martin the other day...pretty good, too

Pleased to report Geno made the Loathsome List even BEFORE he had to be held back from a woman

Agreed!