r/behindthebastards u/Clammuel. 1h A plea to Robert General discussion With the Onion's purchase of InfoWars seemingly going through, this would be the perfect time to lure Tim Heidecker onto the podcast as he starts to make his promotion circuit. My love would flow be eternal.
@timheidecker.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social:
What are the odds we can make this happen?
A Street Fighter II style "VS" screen where Elon Musk ("Billionaire Milhouse's Dad) faces off against Alex Karp ("Taika Waititi if He Was a Pathetic Fuckin' Loser")
This new fighting game sucks.
I'd rather pay the FUPA tax.
Christosocialism!?
Pivot to flip phones.
My wife this morning was like "I thought this InfoWars thing was just silly, funny news, why is everyone covering it like a major news story?"
Me: "It IS a major news story!"
I don't know shit about shit and I concur.
The guy who wrote a manifesto that says we peons shouldn't be allowed to make fun of tech oligarchs:
FINALLY!!!!
It's time for a Pizza Party of Planetary Proportions! CAPCOM and Domino's Pizza's 'Yo! Noid' is coming to the Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo Classics App. When the evil Mr. Green runs amok with his dastardly tricks in New York City, it's up to The Noid to stop him!
It's time for a Pizza Party of Planetary Proportions!
CAPCOM and Domino's Pizza's 'Yo! Noid' is coming to the Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo Classics App.
When the evil Mr. Green runs amok with his dastardly tricks in New York City, it's up to The Noid to stop him!
Home School Field Trip to Retail Store Not Very Educational New Manager Would Like to Remind You to Do the Stuff You've Already Been Doing Every Shift for Several Years
lol, a story about that has been in my notes for a while.
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park: "You did it. You stupid, useless fucks, you actually did it."
Me upon seeing that our managers actually invited in and hosted a homeschool field trip:
She's literally just reading these kids corporate press copy about how amazingly sustainable our company is. Guess it's an Earth Day thing, but they are seriously doing homeschool field trips today and I just.....
I make jokes all the time about "homeschool field trips" coming through this store all week, but holy hell, management is ACTUALLY hosting a homeschool field trip in my department RIGHT NOW!
Damn, I'm a day behind but always enjoy when you're on! I'll have to listen on the way home.
Safe Haven A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan Available wherever fine books are sold Image shows a suburban street at night with a TV set in the road. The image on the screen is two bloody hands pawing at it from the inside. A copy of the Safe Haven book with the woman and her umbrella is off to the left.
Looking for a fun read? Safe Haven has:
📺 A sitcom setting
🏳️🌈 Queer characters
🤖 A robotic child
🫣 Scary subplots
👾 Strange sci-fi
🔎 A big-ass mystery
Still doubt it? Check it out for yourself!
Safe Haven by Daniel Aegan
Links: books2read.com/u/mKn6VZ
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Listen: Nobody thinks these people are very creative, stealing plots from other movies can only improve their body of work.
The fact that Daily Wire or someone similar hasn't just ripped off the plot to PCU and remade it just with "wokeness" instead of "political correctness" is just an astonishing lack of ability to read the room. As horrible as it would be, it would still make money if marketed properly.
Pete Hegseth's seasoning mix:
"Sir, Alan Dershowitz has left the left."
Book Burning Fair
Guy who can't get off unless he's wearing wet socks.
More writers should use "dewy" as a way to describe a woman's arousal.
I'm still mad my Dishlicker™ story didn't get more traction, but this was the exact shit I was talking about.
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/dishlicker
While I applaud their optimism, I can't agree with the yeasayers who don't think we're in a dystopia.
This is the greatest Hitler's Birthday ever!
Me too except change "desk" to "toilet at work".
😭😭😭😭😭
I'm so happy for them I'm legitimately going to cry.
I'm so glad I was on the shitter at work when I found out!
