My kryptonite

While we're decorating the bedroom I haven't been able to take any thirsty pics and that is a big shame tbh

Yes 😞

Why are Sundays so shit

This episode is so thematically weird

Pigeon

What kind of bird??

Unclear 🤔

Not to brag but Jack said he would still love me even if I was a snail 😌

Goon morning Ben

I really want to see it again when Catherine Tate takes over

We cannot leather*

Nice bedsheets

But there are dreams that cannot be

The desire to become a leather boy has reared its head again...

Oh you're gay and you were born in April or May?!?!

Buy a drill babes

Watching Rugrats as an adult just hits different

Misery
I think I was probably around 6 or 7

Like, what's their story?

What's the deal with those baseball teams on tiktok that sing songs and do slutty little dances
Is that what baseball is?

Has that irritating Oxford tiktok f*g not graduated yet 🙄🙄

Now I can post gym pics on here, Instagram and Hevy for maximum dopamine! 🥹

There's a guy on tiktok who does a "twink to twunk" series about working out and he has the exact body I want 😮‍💨

I really like the rebrand generally
There's just some practical considerations that they've missed for some reason which they could have easily taken from the underground 🤷🏻

Highbury and Islington is so confusing, the departure boards reference the destination and not the line while the platform signs reference primarily the line there's no use of compass points to easily let you know which train you need without knowing all the branches

I love the overground as a concept but oh my god the signage needs improving

Mary to Joseph on the 25th of March:

That can absolutely be arranged! 😘

Rawr XD 💪🏻