A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

Partner: *eyeing sandals they chose to wear*
Partner: "Now I remember why I don't wear these."
Me: "Why is that?"
Partner: "Eventually, they start pinching."
Me: "Just like me."

Me: *scratching the cat*
Cat: *grooms my arm*
Me: "You're the very best licker."
Me [as cat]: "I've been licking all my life."

Me: *approaches sink*
Partner: *steps out of the way* "Do what you need to do."
Me: *fondles Partner*
Partner: "Aigh! Stop it!"
Me: "Mixed signals!"

Partner: *grousing about minor weight gain*
Me: "So, we can go for a walk and change that."
Partner: "I'll just come home and want to eat something chocolatey."
Me: "I'm not chocolatey."
Partner: "I can change that."

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches a mysterious pile of blankets that is almost as tall as a fox. Blue: Green? What's this blanket pile here? Blue sits down to study the blanket pile more closely as Green's voice is audilbe from within. Green, unseen from the blanket pile: It's me. Blue: Are you cold? Green: Not anymore. Blue: Okay. Do you need anything? Green: Get in here.

Cat: "I see you're wearing a nice black shirt. Be a shame if someone were to climb onto your lap and cover it with fur..."
Cat: "Ha! Just joking." *climbs onto my lap* "You should feel privileged to be covered with my fur."

Hope the move goes well.

Partner: *stretching out across the bed*
Me: *starts getting dressed*
Partner: *makes room* "You can sit down... "
Me: *takes a seat*
Partner: *turns over and wraps themself around me*
Me: "Augh! Bed trap!"
Partner: *delighted laughter* "Yeeeesss... "

Partner and Me: *being sickeningly cute together*
Cat: *hoark!*
Me: "Welp.. we made the cat puke."

After having massaged Partner's shoulders.
Me: "If only kisses could make it all better."
Partner: *smiles* "You could try..."
Partner: "Want to kiss the pain in my butt?"
Me: *shrugs* "Okay." *starts kissing myself*

This is the reason why a friend has not given out any perma subs: to friends/fam, or bots. Cannot guess what the future may hold for relationships... business (bots), included. Would be nice if Twitch would simply offer reassignable slots.

Partner: "Is there anything I can do for you?"
Me: "No, Love. I'll be okay."
Partner: "You want me to bite you?"
Me: *smirks/sidelong glance* "I don't think that's for me."
Partner: *grins maniacally* "I think it's win-win."

Me: *using voice reserved for Cat* "I'm gonna squeeze, and rub, and love on your butt!"
Cat: *swishes tail*
Partner: "Ooo! Swishy!" *notices I've been looking at them*
Partner: *narrows eyes/smirks dangerously*
Me: "Ooo! Swishy!"

Cat: "Meow! [Follow me!]" Me: "Why are we going to the kitchen?" Pretty sure that's our kitty's favorite room; if it had windows to watch birds from and cushy spots to lay, she might never leave. Cat: "[The world will end if you don't FEED ME!]" Me: "I know, I know. I'm saving the world... "

Discussing generational shifts in 'attractiveness', my partner mused that opposed to what others their age found attractive, they liked "the weird ones." After a moment's self-reflection, I replied, "I can't even argue that."

Me, driving past a scenic lake, to my partner: "I think I just saw a loon. I mean... besides you." Them: *narrows eyes* "I love you, too." Me: "That's why you're a loon."

A drawing of two foxes cuddling in the moonlight. The caption reads, "You're not weak for struggling through this. Sometimes life is just really hard."

Me: "I adore you more and more every day."
Partner. "You're more and more adorable every day."

I'm pretty sure --considering the growing number of crazy hair I discover-- what they really mean is that I look more like a Muppet with each passing day.

Steamy!

Eh, that's a hard one. I like the aesthetic design of some better than their capabilities, and vice versa. For ETS2, I probably wouldn't drive a Volvo FH16 if it didn't have the features that it does -- it doesn't look bad, but, there are nicer looking trucks.

Same logic applies to ATS.

Partner: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Pestering."
Partner: "You should be driving."
Me: "I can drive and pester. Pestering is second nature for me."
Partner: "Oh, I know."
They really emphasized that last bit for some strange reason.

Volvo FH16

Me: *threatens to molest the cat*
Me: *as cat* "Noo... don't molest me! Molest them, instead."
Me: "Well, okay... if you insist." *molests Partner*
Partner: "MeEHHhhh!" *eyes flash*
Me: *points to cat* "She told me to do it..."