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The Koolaid Kid

Trump hasn’t cut drug prices by even 1%, let alone “1500%”. He told drug companies on Truth Social to cut their prices. They didn’t. End of story. This was also his plan to end the war in Ukraine - by posting “Vladimir Stop!” on Truth Social. It’s also how he handles trade.

We are pleased to report from the new MAGA Patriotic Bureau of Labor Statistics that thanks to Leader Trump employment is up 10 million jobs for the month of August.”

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We are all Georgia Meloni.

Done got a kidney stone - 5/5 do not recommend.

the time of day was the same everywhere. (A voice?) A message came to me: "This is what we're doing for you. You can have this forever. Don't fight anymore. We're making everything good. You need to believe."

I woke up feeling a strange combination of soothing balm and existential dread. 4/4

Everywhere I flew was bright morning, sunny, warm, a more-charming version of my suburban summer childhood. There were tidy towns, parks and rivers, big sunny oceans, and as the world spun beneath me I could see the weather was the same everywhere; 3/

It opened in seconds and I was no longer observing Google Earth, I was hovering above it, inside it.The planet spun and whirled beneath me; there were other people in this sky, but I couldn't turn to see them or control my journey. I was zooming in very close, and I didn't see any people. 2/

I just had an extraordinary dream. This is true:
I was on my phone, opening Google Earth; I don't remember why. Suddenly a banner told me that the Department of Government Efficiency was installing software on my phone. 1/

JD Vance is a much more well spoken lying piece of shit Putin supporting traitor than Trump is.

Your Daily Affirmation:

While standing in the middle of this hurricane of stupidity, I remain a bright, sunny spot by remaining well informed.

MEMPHIS, TODAY: “Hey hey! Ho ho! Elon Musk has got to go!”

The people rallied and marched through Memphis, where Elon’s XAI supercomputer now lives — sucking up massive amounts of energy.

Rush was yet another pathetic loser who couldn't measure up to his daddy. He was a serial philanderer and pill addict, married 4 times (no children, thank Zog) and did not genuinely believe in anything but his own worthlessness.