Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

nobody knows how care i bear. how bear i care. how bears mawl

getting strapped to a table and being forced to watch all seasons of care bears

Suck the Flatface friday

hell yeah Phantom Greatest Psheild uniT

// idk why i expected bluesky to be like. free. from this

yes :thumbs up:

try hitting yourself on the head with a comically large hammer.

//OH MY GOODNESS GRACEOUS

they dont want you to know this but in many ways i too like to dwindle into the strange and unsettling

Sure

Sorry I still haven’t managed to come back like at all. I haven’t had the time

Did you know

// I need to catch up. I could be your surge… perhaps… it is what gets me to write again…

// I won’t lie I’ve been looping Mi capitán by Kiltron for like 2 days straight and hallucinating Sphinx and infinite. I might pick up my pencil to draw them for the first time in like. A year

// I want to so bade. I miss Sphinx. So bad …

// oh man I miss writing . Badly

He doesn’t like it

No, it was Green Hills. He’s just been in a good mood I guess. The place has its beauties

// holding your food hostage until you hear a rundown of all its daily activities before giving him his slop

/ every time me and poncho interact I imagine sonic behind a cell and Sphinx just talking about its day

Yeah hard to believe when green hill looks like shit

Sometimes we go out in the fields and infinite is like “aaah… isn’t this beautiful…” and then I’ll have to pick ticks off him for 2 hours

Hm. Seems reasonable. Though unfortunately I will have to put you up on the most likely to fall to the zombie apocalypse list. You understand

I believe Silver has damaged their processor.

You will be shot down from miles away. When your tits are leaking oil and your ass has been laid to waste, will you still think it was worth it?

Will you be walking around with high jiggly physics and a fat ass to match, and asking people to call you quote “mommy” unquote?

[looks down at her chest really quickly] I don’t see why you’re so offended by this