if you’re here because you zoomed in on my bulge you can at least reskeet 🙈 Audio description: I’m taking a selfie standing in front of a mirror with nothing on but some sheer-ish underwear.
I got some new underwear today… what do you guys think?
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Uhhhhh
Club is empty and the gogo boy is getting his ass eaten onstage??? 🥴
“I used to play RuneScape to this song”
“It’s all rigged, girliepop”
“When I was in Hawaii the Sniffies radius extended into the next island”
friend is telling me that he left a “1 liter douche bulb” behind at the airbnb we all stayed in 🥲
Took a week off work to focus on my true passion: running the ‘Ava Max Lately!’ stan twitter account.
“Y’ever have anyone power bottom your dick so hard that it snaps in half and starts bleeding??”
“He power-bottomed [redacted]’s dick into oblivion…”
“My LinkedIn pic is from Marshall’s Beach…”
“How bout your teeth? are they all still in?”
My gay fitness drama this morning is learning the the Barry’s Bootcamp CEO supports the current administration. Guess the red room is out for me.
girlie whose special interest is 9/11
real men only use troughs 😤
Sniffies engineers probably in a khole rn not responding to pages
Sniffies down on pride? It’s giving homophobia
“I’ve been ass out in a Waymo before”
Nancy pelosi at beaux
nancy pelosi at beaux sksksksksk
Boy at this party has a drink he made from Chardonnay and frozen jalapeño slices….
Gavin Newsom’s inviting Shirley Phelps-Roper on the podcast for Pride Month 😍😍😍
“[redacted] always hosts these orgy parties but he exclusively plays Taylor Swift because that’s the only music he likes”
a happy memorial day to us all
“Part of the aura I’m trying to curate with these billionaire investors is: ‘you’ve never met one quite as chaotic as this’.”
The Governor’s proposed sweep of $1.5B from cap & trade funds would cut emergency transit funding for operations & capital. For example:
Muni: $200M cut
BART: $290M cut
LA Metro: $250M cut
These cuts create a risk of service cuts.🧵
i’d care more if the “native” app were any good
cannot believe the ads they are targeting me with 🙈
Me posting to my close friends when I’m bored.
Get ready San Francisco - Truck's Big Dick's Disco is back for Pride and we are rock hard with excitement. Get your ass to Club 6 SATURDAY June 14th from 9:30-3:00 AM. Legendary porn star Rocco Steele will be hosting our BIG DICK contest alongside Sister Roma! We have the queen of filthy beats Chi Chi LaRue bringing the slutty disco soundtrack to your wet dreams. Get ready to drop your pants and show off that hunk of meat in our BIG DICK contest. If you have what it takes to make us GAG, email us to register for the contest. We are doing preliminary rounds ahead of time - if you make it to the stage, you will receive $100, and the winner gets $500!
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