the strait is gonna be closed forever. art a tha deal

the generation names are like how somebody somewhere keeps coming up with names for combinations of the perigee, apogee, and full moon. it’s stupid to call it a Huckleberry Micromoon but they just do it and it sticks somehow.

A pro-Iran hacking group that has been relentlessly targeting American companies with DDoS attacks claims it disrupted Bluesky with what the social media site called a “sophisticated” attack that “intensified” on Thursday.

tfw you squeeze bestie's gentle globule

who among us,,

funniest thing about civ 6 is that you can simply launch an ICBM at your own cities for funsies

Dowland - Complete Lute Galliards Works / Lachrimae + Presentation (Century's record.: Paul O'Dette) YouTube video by Classical Music/ /Reference Recording

music for when "It" happens
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The Strange Death of Orbánism Franz Pokorny

Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

paul atreides telling a crowd of fremen about how he does air travel. they are going absolutely apeshit. they fucking love it.

me telling bluesky i get to the airport at the exact right time: no sooner and no later than necessary

Mussolini's headquarters, with a minion

so many chances for iran to do something hilarious

"racedep" just makes me imagine johnny depp announcing he is no longer racist or something along those lines

may the april the twentieth, be with you

Jar jar and Picard embrace, Jean Luc seems to be tounging a nostril, Senator Binks tongue extends around them all swoopy like there’s a pink heart floating above them By cryptic ruins I think

Meesa bustin!

meesa bustin with happiness seein yousa again

Jar Jar Binks shredded and shirtless with tattoos Meesa bustin!

Everything I’ve learned about this has been against my will, but at least you made me think about Jar Jar because that word has been ruined for me

“Meesa bustin” —Jar-jar Binks

if i were the president i would use that great power and responsibility to ask the pope one to one what he thinks of the movie Conclave (2024)

Mach? The unitless ratio?

They run back the same playbook with the same players every Sunday.

Imagine how the Mongolian Polish dinosaur experts feel

The captain of the costa concordia is at it again

wanguy unstable

the devil is a curious chap, and a wicked one, I tell ye

finally, content i can relate to

those tryhard drivers that constantly speed and change lanes to get to their drug dealers faster think they’re great drivers but when two of them are in proximity they clearly can’t tell they are both doing the same thing and it gets real dangerous

Spaceballs 2: The Quest For More Money was right there on the table and they fumbled it.