19th century American names:

-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor

-Clod Willikers

-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe

-Salmon P. Fish

hey man just wanted to say your larval stage is looking really good 👍 can't wait to see you pupate

bro's enjoinder to commence lowkey had us initiating a sequence of behaviors

how could I forget?

"Bahahaha" she said laughingly.

That humorous observation had me laughing out loud, friend

dark matter is very much the Gromit to matter's Wallace

penis inter pares

Australia is a semi-peripheral nation jointly exploited by the American and Chinese cores

It kind of sucks here too doesn't it

before I leave the house I kiss every appliance and tell it to "sleep quietly"

these are my sons Carter, Brayden, and Jaxton. and these are my steppe nomad sons Timur and Ganzorig

mom said it's my turn to be the power behind the throne

everything just happened

police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?

me: a bird... small bird... a passerine

officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?

me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"

It's consistent libertarianism. The cartels are the product of the American and Mexican states

these babes have long since ceased to be groovy

police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?

me: a bird... small bird... a passerine

officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?

me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"

big empty nothingnesses

a little bit of column a vs a little bit of column b powerscaling

[a man in a ten gallon hat approaches you confidently. his left hand removes a lit cigar from his mouth, his right hand extends toward you in greeting] Butch Lesbian, at your service

I've been amusing myself lately with the idea of a man named Butch Lesbian. first name Butch, last name Lesbian

financial experts prefer chaotic nonsensical growth for obvious reasons. mm yummy volatility

I wish we were living in a centrally planned state

grown-ups are increasingly embracing the emotional power and visual delights of picture books

there is a crack in everything, that's how the little tiny guys get in

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