if you like anime so much why don’t you just marry a tamagotchi

be my frwen im ✨vulnerable✨ to manipulation

babe why would you cut off their nose to spider face

they say emotional intelligence is a positive characteristic, yeah well what if I told you I just balled my eyes out at every episode of David Attenboroughs Kingdom series

guys i promise i am funny, you just have to be extremely mentally unstable to get it

cannot stop cringing

trying to sleep but remembering the time i said ‘thank you for ur hostility’ instead of hospitality

Have just left, heartbreak skeets pending

I don’t get this app still can someone explain like I’m a 5 yr old, where do the cool kids hang out

guys I’m back who missed me

when kendrick said “bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand”
I just.. yeah.. really felt that

Hope everyone had a good Xmas :)

you know, I actually don’t know

asked my friend if they knew who Darrell Brookes was, they had no idea, wow how blissful it is to live in such ignorance

dear santa, all I want for christmas is the assignation of a lot more billionaire CEOs

Doya ever wake up and sigh bc it was just a dream and your life will never be that perfect

when you got a todo list longer than my dick then it’s essential to have at least 7 zoot breaks

if ur sky is blue then can we be moots

fuck the patriarchy, we don’t eat at five guys anymore until they change the name to five theys

really looking forward to the PSA trial this weekend !

it’s a mark of a poor rollsman if your zoots canoe

Deny. Defend. Destroy. Dispussy

dam that ass flatter than arianas eyebrows

louis theroux would be in my blunt rotation

is rinky dinky an adjective?

this dog is how i feel