as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

Whoever will bring the hammer down on the previous administration and make it so people like them can never hold power again.

Screenshot of a tweet by Pop Base (@PopBase) reporting that The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones' Infowars after 17 months of legal battles, with plans to turn it into a parody of itself with support from Sandy Hook families. The post includes a photo of a visibly distressed Alex Jones and the new rainbow-colored Infowars logo.

Karma is a betch, Alex Jones.

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

Or the guy whose mutant powers is projecting the sound of crickets when he’s confused.

I hope you get to name your character, so they’re not just “mechanic.”

The Vikings one has a habit of getting clobbered just as he was about to win.

Virginia! Today is the last day to vote in the redistricting referendum.

Make sure to vote YES.

You can find your polling location at IWillVote.com/VA.

Now that #SplatoonRaiders' date has been announced, I wonder if Summer Nights will be the final #Splatfest...

Looks like I'll be gathering some new Amiibo, too.

If they port that PSP "Digimon Adventure" game, I'll pay attention. Otherwise...

It's more about the controls being tricky to master, in my opinion.

Started #TransformersDevastation tonight. I wasn't a "Transformers" fan during my early years, so I have very little idea of what's going on.

That's pretty cool. If you ever set up shop in Minneapolis, I'll drop in.

a pixel art of a monkey standing on a wood floor ALT: a pixel art of a monkey standing on a wood floor

Mega Man Legends collection soon, please.

Very artistic game, would recommend

Awesome story, great job!

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Maybe they could use some of that money to make a Mega Man Legends collection.

This power is what all true friends strive for

Why Batman Won't Kill His VIllains YouTube video by Angelo.

youtu.be/g7bQRM9G3G0?...

Congratulations! You earned it.

YES SHE WON!

Congratulations to Jewel Maiden! I love your remixes so much and I hope I can meet you some day!

The only passage that would get his attention is the one about the "trump of judgment" that starts off the end of the world.

"That was the reason I brought you to Narnia in the first place: that by knowing me a little here, you may know me better there."

Best Captain Hook I ever heard.