“I’ll attack with my axe.”

Throws tungsten dice, they don’t roll, but the corners badly chip the table

“Did I hit it?”

The finest McCuisine. Three McMichelon Stars.

This has the same vibes as Fox News bragging about being the best news channel because they have higher ratings.

We are seeing the founding of the Trumplick Church.

I feel like sending bomb threats to the Pope’s brother isn’t a very good way to get into Heaven.

This is very cool.

Oh, no. I saw that whole conversation earlier and it was nuts - this whole thing with multiple people talking about how raccoon penis bones are supposedly good luck and whatnot.

I Googled it to be sure and yeah, people believe that.

Apparently, you can also buy raccoon penis bone earrings, too.

It sounds like his other brother, who was not named by Trump in his posts. The MAGA trash went and found him on their own.

Paul, you really need to log off Claude…

BREAKING: Bluesky - again!

Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory wearing his baby clothes

It’s giving

Claude? More like Clod, amirite?

Bluesky: vibe coding

Vibe: code blue

Ruby has been doing a lot of work to help promote other MA needs. Can we get her some help too?

In some dark recesses, where light and taste cannot penetrate, it does. It does…

Same dudes who will defend to the death doing the Chicken Dance at wedding receptions.

'Baby Jessica' Choked Husband in Domestic Violence Incident, Affidavit Alleges Jessica McClure Morales -- the famous "Baby Jessica" who made national news when she fell down a well back in 1987 -- allegedly choked a member of her family.

Baby Jessica Arrested for Domestic Assault, Nation Anxiously Waits to Find Out if She Gets Thrown in the Hole.

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Catholic converts just immediately falling back into Protestantism.

But what if the poor, downtrodden conservative special bean students want to stage a walkout?

It also happened after we went back in

Update: The kids were not perfectly safe and there were numerous and multiple Covid outbreaks at schools across the country.

Where Wegovy, Wegovall.

The Pope speaks out against war and every American Catholic convert immediately backslides into Protestantism.

Going into witness protection so your email doesn’t find me.

Yeah. Has a little kid, too.

I still eagerly await his inevitable divorce announcement. Happens to all the creeps like him.

Not just that - they’re essentially demonetizing engagement bait accounts that just publish other peoples’ material.

If it sticks, (Elon will probably reverse the policy) the grifters will get bludgeoned and go outta business.

Same playbook that a certain clique used to harass and defame the Chili Neighbor. Just lots of “people have see it” without receipt one.

I remember it well. They targeted Bill after he reskeeted a joke about the Posters’ Strike. They didn’t say anything about the one who actually made the joke. They just erased the context and went at it, saying he was harassing people and there were screenshots nobody could produce.