If you see this QTP with a red haired woman.

Kent and Prof Jerry Hart

The world is full of these guys now

They couldn’t make Real Genius today because audiences would be confused why a bunch of nerds would sabotage selling their technology to the military-industrial complex

So what was Marco Rubio's job again? And is he doing any of the things we normally think of as part of his job description?

Bruh

Marco has a job?

Pete don't wash his hands

Bet

I'm late to the party on account of my responsibilities

just saw a ketel one ad the entire premise and tagline of which amounted to "ketel one: this vodka is specifically for making cocktails" and i don't know a company clarifying that it's the vodka you DON'T drink straight from the bottle feels like something we should interrogate, societally

So...all those years of drinking it right out the freezer were wrong?

Happy 8:53 to those that celebrate.

Three time Trump voter takes exception to Trump insulting her daughter but still supports his "politics" is dumb shit by dumb people and I'm not sorry

I mean, when you're right you're right.

No, no. Let them cook.

Also. Sunscreen is for pussies and seatbelts lower your sperm count.

That's what I'm saying

It’s like they looked into my soul and priced my body at $29.97

3 dogs passed out on the same couch. Abby closest, middle Rita, furthest Taco

Lightweights. Happy 420

"City prosecutor Marcus McDowell

He literally looks a dick

Triple

We're so back

Husky action hoe

I've never felt more seen

I'll allow it.

Want that for me

Imagine if in 2028 a Democrat was elected president, and one of the first things they did was go on foxnews and tell them they were being shut down.

I'd probably replay that footage all day on repeat.

House Republican Who Replaced MTG Posts Video Trolling Maryland In Bizarre Rant Against ‘Woke’ Hotel The Republican who replaced Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a bizarre video claiming a hotel shut off its air conditioning due to "Green New Deal nonsense."

Georgia replaced dumb with dumber

www.mediaite.com/politics/hou...

That sounds quite merciful.

Time was we would throw a motherfucker like that in the hull of a Stryker without teaching him how to use the five point harness and then take the bumpiest, dustiest route to his meeting spot before rolling him out the troop hatch.

I despise Jared, more than almost any other figure in Trump World I hate his pale watery cupidity. Flitting around in the shadows, protected by a veil of deliberate nescience from government and the press.

Fuck Jared Kushner

Been mad about this photo for years.

Ideally we would toss Kushner in a supermax, seize ever dollar to his family name and use it for a long term joint victims of ICE and Trans Youth Wellness Fund. But regrettably the lawyers get in the way of common sense solutions.

Same

Straight. Just like God intended