Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation

Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode

We gotta get you more food little white baby

I am meowing at my lung's fullest. I would even argue that the echo that reverberates back to me is the voice of someone I know...

Have you seen my dear brother?

my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair

Did you date my dad

My little gadabout! I promise not to keep you long. You are impatient! You are Just like Your dear old mumma!

my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair

- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...

- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU

IM EVIL IM EVIL IM EVIL

(1 moment from death) i just want to play... on da playground...

The world is as big as you want it to be. Where will you go next?

MIKE!!! Let's get a check on the MAD-O-METER!!!

[ The Mad-O-Meter shows up. It's bright red and covered in blood and veins. It's so through the roof that the top of it has busted open. ]

Mom, am I still young?
Can I dream for a few months more?

Let's go to the garden. Let's be kids again. I'll chase you if you chase me.

they've already seen it, after all; they've seen her very being, tangled wires of code and zeroes and ones, all unwound and put back together by their own hands.

You put the stars to shame.

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...

- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU

i know her star sign, i know her blood type
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful

and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies

they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and

- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining.

- Hey Todd, go kill yourself.

HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

My little gadabout! I promise not to keep you long. You are impatient! You are Just like Your dear old mumma!

i'm so obsessed with your ex!

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive

Eat people?! No way!
...
Okay, even if he did, it was just the one time!

You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face.
... what? You didn't do that?