Truly fascinating watching this Foreign Affairs Select Committee interrogation of Sir Olly Robbins. Can't see #Starmer surviving this if only cos' #UKLabour need to staunch the blood letting.

Even if he went out of his way to be as shit as he possibly could, and battered a few seal pups along the way, he'd still be 1000 times better than that cretin Trump.

I wonder if #Starmer imagined days like this when he and his cronies were plotting to damage, rubbish and destabilise the former #LabourUK leader on trumped up charges?
@alistrathern.bsky.social

True...

#DianeAbbott lands a red on red knee in the bollocks to #Starmer. That's revenge for the shit slung at her by Starmer and the gaggle of red #Tories.
#LeopardsEatingFaces

#Starmer knows he's been caught by the nads. This is a limp rebutal performance. The crime here is thinking Mandelson should be considered to be anything more than a draught excluder is appalling.

YOU TELLING ME THERE'S MORE THAN ONE DONALD TRUMP?

#TwatArt

Master race.

Pope must be devastated.

@msyellowhat.bsky.social
I should be speechless. I'm not. Shambles.

I desperately want to not support them - just can't do it. #COYS

Sex is great, but....!

Really sad news about Andy Kershaw. #RIP

I hope you never left the cheeky chap alone with Bunty!? Irrisistable apparently.

Misses the point entirely. Letting Mandelson enter your head as a reliable candidate for anything is the crime.

#LisaPhilips #EpsteinSurvivor on my telebox. Wow, what a brave, impressive woman. Wow.
#PublicInquiryNow

Aaaannnddddd, you need to be orange.

He's a complete lunatic. One of our most loathsome exports, for which I apologise on behalf of a sensible country.

That couldn't, no wouldn't be the lobbyist Lord George Robertson, working with The Cohen Group on #US defence?!

Christ Almighty! Does this now mean we have to add a Doctor AND a demented orange-arsed baboon to Nativity plays?
#ThirdLobster

I have always thought that #BernardJenkin would be a much more agreeable person with the back wheel of my car on his face.
#Tory

In 2+years #Trump will be gone. Alas, 40% of your wingnut, swivel-eyed voting population will still be there.

The fuck doctors wearing nowadays!?

Most important part of this statement is the totally appropriate use of 'bollocksed'. As a #Brit, I've never been prouder.

Tradition it may be, but this #Masters Butler Cabin winners gig was, is and will always cramp my colon. Cringe.

Heard it called 'Star Wars for grown ups'. #StarWars #Andor

Killed a Pope.
Screwed a dictator.
Got the finger from Iran.
Shagged a sofa.
#Winning #JDVance