mharcred flirtation technique

if i were an insane person i would start stockpiling wolf collars now for turning into wolf mark to buy the next expac’s top-grade materia with right out the gate.

idk tho if im that insane a person. we shall see.

THANK i had forgotten abt wolf collars!!! phew. stackable.

(no seriously. what do i spend these trophy crystals on. augh)

it’s one week until patch!! that means one week left for me to:

prep sales slots and mats for a furniturepocalypse
come up with an msq glamour
grind out a few more mogtomes
figure out wtf i’m gonna spend all these trophy crystals on

oh yeah urianger is fantastic

i just never get greeding scions

(i get the reverse: me being punished for being a greedy melee dps whose only braincell is labeled “uptime”)

not for the first time i wonder what i did to get “well-behaved” trusts when i play

(except ofc for alisaie’s lb twitch reflex)

Thancred: I have tank privilege.

Urianger: Tis simple mechanics.

Y’shtola: Anything above the bare minimum would be lovely, Thancred.

Urianger: My lady I do not wish to hear a damn word from the same mouth that summons thy ley lines of infinite hubris.

Alisaie: oh sweet LB1

immaculate we love to see it

seeing twewy as a retro game…

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Avatar infectiouspiss Reblogged 6d Avatar infectiouspiss 6d you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts Avatar infectiouspiss 6d mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall Avatar infectiouspiss 6d listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

this will turn some of you on www.tumblr.com/infectiouspi...

When artists are quitting the industry in droves because they can't afford to feed themselves, thus ensuring eradication by corporations embracing AI further, no I don't think stealing art in any guise is okay.

Not even then.
Nope.
Not then either.

if you do enough weird things you start to develop lore

hm. it might be a bad sign for my psyche that my instant internalized reaction to seeing something on bsky characterized as a gpose challenge or trend or resource has become “ah, not for me. keep scrolling.”

Waiting for my OCs to send me their lore via divine visions

yves’ thoughts on coerthas/ishgard, insofar as he is able to disentangle them from the haurchefant/hw trauma (if he can disentangle them)

SAME, SAME

like im glad they’re happy but… be careful…

people are projecting so many headcanons and such onto Halmarut already that I fear everyone's going to crash when she turns out to not be the way they want lol

A digital illustration of two japanese lesbians flirting in a queer underground bar in the 80s. One of them wears a blue jacket, the other a suit, while in the background there's liquor and a multitude of little stickers and illustrations of lesbian and queer marks.

The full illustration I did for @taplingzines.bsky.social "We've Always Been Here"

The zine depicts queer couples throughout cultures and history and I had the honours of portraying a Japanese lesbian couple in an underground bar during the 80s✨

#queer #lesbians #illustration

and there is some hearkening back to the pre-corporate internet here, yes, but i was there too and there was a lot of cruelty in that culture as well

what if we did not retvrn but instead used the tools of the future and the inspiration of the past to make something new. something better.

having a tough time with The Social Apps

skinner box engines that turn the human desire for human connection into a commodity for the benefit of the wealthy classes

man. what if we could have the internet, but kinder

The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

i’m so drowsy today but this happened 👀

HELL YESSSS

A tiny illustration of a final fantasy 14 style moogle lying on its back holding a wine glass in one paw and a wine bottle in the other

creachur

Abeautiful drawing of Urianger; he is holding a card up to his lower lip, his eyes glancing downward with a pensive expression.

"Fate shall by thy guide." #urianger #ffxiv

🎨: @voidcrest.bsky.social ❤️

i will never not be so so happy at the fact that not only is urianger canonically physically strong, but that official artists are either inclined or instructed to draw him with huge biceps. we love a court mage elf in pretty sparkly dresses who is also Jacked As Fuck