Empty street with a Wash Your Hands theatre sign

It's the creepy pandemic time of year on Google Memories

You know when you talk shit about a family member & then someone separated from the situation chimes in & says something negative about said family member, & then you're like "HEY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT THEM YOU CUNT"...?

that's how I feel reading this "headline." She's *my* lil mediocrity 😤

I just came across a woman's profile on LinkedIn with "Passionate Military Spouse" listed as her job title.

Maybe this lil innocent sweet soul has some tricks up his sleeve 😁

At the pottery studio, we have a monthly calendar for workshops and events, but also the sweet, innocent gentleman who does the calendar puts silly national holidays that he looks up online. I don't think he knows what Bicycle Day means...

Ahhh yes. Why must they also be destructive while looking for a place to chill lmao

I keep having weird interactions with people while walking my Sugar Magz. Today, a kid came running up behind her to pet her while (NOT AFTER) asking if she could pet her & scared the shit out of her & made her yelp because she's deaf so I'm getting her a deaf dog leash sleeve to see if that helps 🙄

Oh good! I will tell Brad as I've elected to make this his problem today.

Ahhh thank you! Is it harmful to other critters or humans? Our neighbor's toddler is by our car a lot and we have a lot of neighborhood cats so I'm usually hesitant of this kind of stuff but you said it's natural!

I went out there immediately with a broom and started hitting around the wheel wells, and moved the car to street parking instead of in the driveway in case that'd be a deterrent, but I never saw it 😭

Sugar the dog smirking

That look you give your seatmate when they hit you with the Mike's >> Hydrogen >> Weekapaug trifecta

Wouldn't have it any other way!

...well maybe fewer rats-in-cars situations, but besides that, wouldn't have it any other way!

#juststatenislandthings

Then I'll allow it. As long as they give us free pizza.

This needs to stop. #vote

Get your punk ass outta here and enjoy your #caturday

What is he's DOWNLOADING IT?!?

There have been many "we're true New Yorkers now" moments over the last 3.5 years but today's is getting a text from the downstairs neighbor that a rat crawled up into our car that we don't use very often to make a nest. Amazing.

I have a theory that the NYPD only puts incredibly good looking cops together and the buttfuck inbred looking racist slobs together. It's really fascinating.

I have a theory that the NYPD only puts incredibly good looking cops together and the buttfuck inbred looking racist slobs together. It's really fascinating.

Lmao love this idea

Lol he did not do an accent but there was a strong Staten Island accent already 😄

My deaf dog offended a man on our walk this evening because she didn't respond to his affectionate dog voice when he was saying hi to her. Should I set up a GoFundMe for therapy for this dipshit?

Yabsolutely!

I am accepting the fact that I'll never know the difference between Luke Bryan, Zach Bryan, and Zac Brown. Don't even try to help me.

In fact, to make it even easier for myself, I googled "random man", and selected this picture, so regardless of who you refer to, this is now who I see in my head.

She's been such a good addition to our little furry family 🥹 Sugar is perfect, but she has a lot of anxiety. But every day she's meeting more milestones. Today, for example, when we had her in the backyard, she was a little independent with sniffing and exploring instead of being glued to me.

Sugar the dog resting her head with her butt up in the air in the front seat.

Sugar the dog resting her head with her butt up in the air in the front seat.

Sugar hasn't quite figured out how to sit in the seat of a car yet so she chose this position for a while lol

Oh those beans! If they weren't shit rakes, I'd kiss them endlessly 💕

Pink magnolia flower

magnolia bush in bloom

Pink magnolia flower

I absolutely love when the lily magnolia in our front yard is in bloom this time of year. It's for such a short period of time that I have to admire them soon after noticing the vibrant pink color 💕

Sugar the dog with NYC skyline

Sugar the dog with licky treats in the backyard after her walk

Perfect walkin' and treats outside day 💙